Dan's POV
I was going through twitter for the tenth time today of course after spending most my day scrolling on Tumblr; long enough that my wrist was starting to cramp up. I then drop my phone on my face causing myself to subconsciously start an uprise with inner mind
"Dammit why is my life so hard? Okay, maybe not that hard but still... Okay fine I kid..."
"Dan, must we go over reasons you are a lucky fellow and why you should stop complaining?"
"Umm no? I said I was kidding you ninny!"
"I know deep down inside you kinda meant it though Daniel"
"You don't know my life, you fake being!!!"
"How Many times must I establish with you, that I am you, wow that's kinda trippy if you-we- I think about it."
"Oh yeah that is- Heyyy don't try and change the subject Dan's, I mean my Subconscious!"
"Okay Shut up and Listen here Buddy were gonn-
Mid sentence was stopped the moment Phil walked in staring at me a bit concerned. I then tried to play it off by pretending to sing ..
Immediately I started singing One Direction, fuck me 'Were gonna dance all night to the best song ever, oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah!" I then nervously chuckle hoping Phil pretends to at least buy it and leave me be. But of course noooooo
'Okay crazy Dan" he says under his breath killing me a bit. "Well I had news for you but it seems you're busy right now argu-sing yeah 'singing' I suppose" Phil says while quoting me.
"No no no wh-what is it?" I say acting cool placing my arm against the wall all chill; mentally yelling at myself Idiot over and over.
"Well Dan you know how Tour is coming soon and Vidcon and the YouTube Party..?"
"Yeah" I wince realizing I put off all the packing and getting ready for the events off too far behind.
"Well, they rescheduled it." Phil chirps
I let out a deep breathe, thank goodness.
"To next week" Phil finishes off quietly.
"Next Week?" I laugh mad man like then continue on letting panic mode unleash. "NEXT WEEK? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DONE BY NEXT WEEK? I HAVEN'T GOT TIME PHIL!! I NEED JESUS"
I then run in circles and begin breathing fast arguing with myself, not even attempting to try to hide it this time.
Phil quietly slips out the door not wanting to deal with me, but just before he leaves I hear him chuckle out "What in procrastination"
Phil's POV
After leaving Dan's bear cave I go back to my room going through the scripts and important papers for the tour and and vidcon.
So much to do, in such little time. At least my bags are packed.
I Phil Lester swear on my life that I will make sure nothing bad happens during, ALL of tour, vidcon, and the party.
Well at least will try.
Last time Dan nearly damn blinded himself.
"Ahhhh memories" I sigh out while leaning back in my chair anticipating everything to come.
That's when Dan walked in with a half smile hiding his right hand behind his back, he himself a bit nervous.
"Helloooo Philly" Dan says in a semi sweet voice...
"Something's up! What did you do Daniel??" I sneer knowing him and his games.
"Ph-phil how could you excuse me of such things? I'm just stopping by ... To say hi... And that I'm about to die" Dan mumbles the last bit to himself
"DAN! WHATDA YA DO?" I say in a stiffer tone standing up placing my hands on my head stressing.
"OkaySoIWasArguingWithMyselfAgainButThisTimeInTheMirrorAndIGotABitOutOfHandAndPunchedTheMirrorAndNowMyHandIsBleedingAndBruisedOhDearLordHelp!!" Dan rambles no breathes in between, he then throws out his hand for me to see.
"Dammit Daniel" I groan, I promised myself nothing would go wrong and 3 lickity split seconds later Dan proves me wrong, again.."
"I'm sorry Phil but right nows not a good time to argue" Dan hisses waving his crippled hand in my face.
"Follow me" I grunt grabbing Dan's injured hand dragging him to the bathroom while in winces and whimpers in slight pain from being dragged, not by his fringe but another angry guy with a fringe.
How Phantastic
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