Rainy Days and Tomatoes

Raps

My name is Thomas
I am bad ass
Oops I cussed
Don't make a fuss
If you do
I'll report you
Cause that's what tomatoes are for
Don't poke me with a fork
That's not my use
I'm a muse
Not a sauce
I'm sorry that I'm just too much of a boss
Don't cyberbully
Or I'll eat you
Because you're toast
I'm just kidding

Or am I?