Tony asked me to be his date to his mom's funeral (she died because she made out with a donkey and got donkey herpes). At the funeral, tony and I brought gummy worms and covered his mom in them. We ran from the police for 13 hours until we ran out of milk. He brought me home and we talked about our past. He told me a story about how one time, his dad whipped him and shoved a fly swatter up his butt because he kissed a boy. I told tony about how my sister peeled off my finger nail because I chewed up all of her Justin Bieber posters and put them in the toilet. I blamed it on our pet guinea pig named "saggy". she never forgave me. Tony and I had a lot of the same interests like satanic rituals and human sacrifice. We decided to paint his pet cow because it fell down and broke all of its legs. Spice rats attacked him. Tony and I decided we should leave. So we left the house and climbed into a tree house.
