so tony and I get reunited, blah blah blah, and we get married in the krusty krab! We did our vows: mine being "I will only divorce you if you hate my left ear", and his being "I want to marry you because you smell like barbecue chips and daffodils". So we hugged as a married couple. We had a beautiful home and then our pet rock ran out into the road and got hit by a car! The car went flying and a family died, but even worse, our pet rock died. We adopted a crab instead but it wouldn't move. We took it back to that stupid store; red lobster, and they wouldn't even give our money back! We called the department of scab security and they arrested US for owning a rock. Illegal? We didn't know that. We were fugitives on the run after we escaped from prison by carving a hole with a fork. We fell down a sinkhole into the nether. Then end.
