This should be the google keyboard advertisement.
Do you have problems spelling? Ever wanted to search stuff up to make sure it's right, without going into another app? WELL TODAYS YOUR LUCKY DAY. TRY OUT THE NEW GOOGLE KEYBOARD. PRETTY MUCH USELESS. UNLESS YOUR DUMB AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL. Please use the google keyboard today. We hope it does stuff.
New chapter soon!