How to make a BADASS BOY fall for you?
There go the steps:
1.FIRST IMPRESSION =LAST IMPRESSION: Never ever go in front of a guy you like wearing guy clothes. If you don’t know what guys clothes are. Look at yourself in a mirror wearing a loose T-shirt, baggy jeans, an over-sized hoodie and vans/converse. You immediately get a red card from us because straight guys don’t in the least amount of time want to feel gay.
2. BE A CHALLENGE: Bad boys, like us, like girls who feed their egos. Girls we can wrap around their fingers. But we like the girl who ignores us more. We love breaking down their walls and being their first. If you get my drift……….
3. LOOK GOOD: In guy language sexy. Not hooker/striper sexy. Attractive sexy.
Girls , I hope you realize guys can easily draw a line between a girl wearing a cute shirtwaist and shorts and a girl wearing a bright red tube top and a short skirt.
Look feminine. Never like a boy. To a straight guy, kissing a girl wearing loose t-shirt , baggy jeans and converse shoes is like kissing a guy. i.e it makes them feel gay….and you are off their Christmas list.
4. AVOID GIRL TALK: Don’t talk girl talk to us. Our brains don’t work like a girl’s. Get over it. We don’t care what color nail polish you are going to wear at your sleepover or if you are going to get wavy or curly hair at the salon. Your lipgloss preference :strawberries or cherries? is of no concern for us. We don’t give a shit about your Prada bag or your Marc Jacobs heels.
5. BE PASSONATE: Badass boys like ourselves believe in the saying “If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.” And its true too. We guys love it when a girl is passionate. If you are good in kissing or sex that’s a bonus. But we are talking about having your own opinions and beliefs and standing up for things you believe in. Being truthful, being stubborn for all the right reasons, being honest are some good qualities. Believe me on this one. Standing for things you believe is an instant turn on.
6. MEET MY FAMILY: We are badasses but we are guys after all. All a guy wishes is his ideal girlfriend and future wife to be someone who he can show off to his friends, peers and family. Being a good cook and managing groceries will earn you extra brownie points. Being good with kids will higher our hopes for this relationship to work out between us.
7. GIVE US SPACE: We hate it when our girlfriends go everywhere with us. To parties, to gatherings, to interviews, to work, to ….everywhere! Don’t! Just don’t! You scare us! You make us want to run for the hills!
Be there for us when we need you……..don’t be there and here and everywhere when we don’t need you that much! A guy’s “I am okay.” is different from a girl’s. While a girl’s means I want you to dig deep and ask me again, a guy’s “I am okay.” means “ I really honestly want to be left alone. Who are you anyways to think you have me all figured out! Do I even know you? Why are you still here?” Fit this little detail into your brain.
8.DON”TCALUSCUTE OR NICE OR SWEET: Gay guys might like being called ‘cute’ but straight guys hate it. Badasses think the word ‘cute’ for guys is equivalent to ‘fat’ for girls. You girl always complain that we like compliments like ‘hot’ and ‘sexy’ more than the real compliments. What if a guy calls you ‘manly’? Oh yeah, we get that feeling when you call us ‘cute’.
9. DON’T CLING: We guys hate girls who can’t take a step without our help, who depend on us to open the door, who depend on us to carry their shopping bags, who want us to carry them bridal style from a party when they are too tired, who want us to listen when they talk about their troubles, who click thousands of photos with us and fake kiss us for the sake of a damned photo, who want to show us off to their girlfriends all the time and who doubt us like wives all the time and who follow/mop around us. They are a pain and we badasses are repelled by ‘helplessness in girls’-the other name for clinginess.
10.BE YOURSELF: A girl never looks more attractive to us than when she is herself. No mascara, no eye shadow, no lipstick, no powder makes you perfect. If we want you for a long-term relationship, we want you natural. If we want you for a ONS, we won’t mind you with make-up caked on your face as long as we are not paying the money for it.
GOOD LUCK!! :)
