How to make a BADASS GIRLfall for you?
These are the steps:
FIRST IMPRESSON= LAST IMPRESSION: Whoever said this should get awards and trophies more than Einstein orNewton. If you want to impress badass girls, do something badass yourself. I assure you badass girls will come rushing towards you like flies to honey. You don’t have to go overboard though being the big prankster and all. Even a simple harmless prank can help. It isn’t worth getting thrown out of school or even your house! Remember that.
BE A CHALENGE: It doesn’t mean you have to play ‘hard to get’ with us girlies. Just say things which are witty and do things which are amusing. You don’t have to be an adrenaline junkie for this. Just be something which keeps us entertained.
DON’T LOOK DESPERATE: Badass girls hate guys who show the slightest bit of girl behavior in them. Don’t show us shaky hands or sweating foreheads. We have this natural sixth sense which tells us you have never been closer to a girl before. That is, we females can sense desperation a mile away. Overreacting and overacting work great ………..but only for repelling us.
HAVE A FLOW: We girls dig those hip-hop dancers like Chase Collins. We instantly notice when a guy is too stiff. It shows us that he isn’t being himself with us but trying/pretending to be our Prince Charming. Just loosen up a bit. Do some stretching or full on rocking before ringing the bell to a girl’s house. This thing also applies for smooth talk, not stud talk, but smooth talk, which has a flow and is devoid of any awkward silences. Its not just the females but everyone who hates awkward silences.
DON’T RAISIN US ON THE FIRST DATE: We expect our dates to look perfect on the day of the date. If we can spend two hours shopping and four hours getting ready, then why can’t you guys send an hour preparing yourself and the place you have decided to take us to for our date ?Just have a decent and clean set of clothes on and plan the date beforehand to avoid getting a sigh from us. Ditching us isn’t a great idea. We will bitch about you as “You know that guy……..” and probably curse you a lot while narrating the incident to our girlfriends till years to come.
DON”T MAKE US GO ‘EWWW’ ON YOU: Not just badass girls, but all girls hate guys who are dirty. Not dirty as is not high maintenance but dirty as in who got saliva dripping, booger coming out, arm pits unclean, socks smelling etc etc. We instantly like a boy who has a clean/ neat room and who keeps his things in order or at least tries to.
BE PASSONATE: We are not talking about kissing or making love to us in a passionate way. We re just asking you to be a person who has his own beliefs and who fights for what he believes in. We believe that if you fall once, and you don’t stand back again to fight, you aren’t worthy to tie us badassed wild cats down.
COOPERATE: This is the key to working out all kinds of relationships. We are badassses, but we are girls after all. We want our fairytale romance at some point of time and we want a happy ending at the end of time. The slightest things you do will make us classify you into husband material or not . We won’t force ourselves on you like the other types of girls but we will open up more to you. Being good with kids and being responsible will earn you extra brownie points.
FUN TIME: Take us to dates which make us feel like we were hit by a hurricane. Don’t do the usual with us. We like surprises a lot. Take us somewhere adventurous. A picnic in the park or a restaurant isn’t the best if you want to impress us. A band concert, a club, trekking in the woods, a one-on-one game of basketball or tennis will get you in our good books. We occasionally also like hanging out at our homes, watching horror movies and snuggling close to you. It gives us a break and an adrenaline free day. Now who wouldn’t love a vacation trip? This is like vacation for us.
BE YOURSELF: This is by far the most important step for pleasing badass girls. But it works on every girl. Even gay guys if you swing that way. Just be who you are. If that girl can’t respect you for who you are, then she doesn’t deserve you in the first place. Don’t change. God made you this way. Your soulmate wants you that way. I can be your friend anyway.
GOOD LUCK!! ^_^
