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Taking Care Of BEN

How To Take Care Of BEN:

1. Never let him go near water. He's scared of water.
2. He loves video games. Give him some video games.
3. DO NOT give BEN drugs. He will go NUTS
3. If BEN is on the computer, check his internet history.
4. Don't let BEN get his hands on a mature book.
5. If BEN does get his hands on a mature book, snatch it from him and burn it.
6. BEN will get pissy/angry when you burn the book so give him video games.
7. Sometimes, BEN will need a bath. You're gonna have to pick him up, carry him to the bathroom and you're gonna have to be forceful.
8. When BEN goes to bed, you're gonna have to lock his door so that he won't sneak on the computer and look at rated R stuff. Yeesh.
9. Hug BEN
10. If you're on your computer and the 'You shouldn't have done that' thing pops up and your computer glitches, take away all of BEN's electronic devices and THROW THEM IN THE DUMP
11. NEVER call BEN short. He hates being called short. And he hates being called 'fun-sized'
12. BEN loves tickles! Tickle him to make him laugh.