if you haven't read the last update 'aspectabund' go ahead and read that first !
warning: image heavy ☺(I feel like this is a common occurrence with my updates lols)
credit to owners !
warning: vulgar language
a heads up: jongin's nickname is now jognog because handsome squidward is sooo long
also! buddy → the one and only perk chenyole
time frame: the next day
disclaimer: I have nothing against the Kardashians.
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morosis (n.) the stupidest of stupidities
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messages from: the pack™
TT: where are all my ladies ;(
pretty boy: women aren't possessions, taehyung.
kim yoo jung: thank you jin
TT: srry
TT: where are the ladies ;(
teddy: we're at the mall
teddy: joohyun wanted to get yeri some clothes
kim yoo jung: tfti
princess: srrys soo !! you were already out with sehun when we left ;(
kim yoo jung: i will forgive you if you buy me a cute dress
princess: okey dokey yo
bake honey: aND what is your excuse for not inviting ME ?!1?
pabo: why would they need you
bake honey: exCUSE YOU O;
chocolate cheeks: here we go again
princess: god, please give me the patience
chocolate cheeks: sigh
bake honey: for a matter of fact,
bake honey: I AM THE MOST FASHIONABLE PERSON IN THIS HOUSEHOLD YOU CLUELESS PIECE OF SHIT
chocolate cheeks: mmm, debatable
slytherin: hyung, you do realize that we live together right
your hope: well
starboy: pardon
TT: mom, please.
kim yoo jung: yeah okay
tsundere: sure jan
pabo: hyung, wearing eyeliner does not make you a fashion icon
jognog: ha retweet
your hope: ^
teddy: ^^ sorry oppa
slytherin: get rekt
chocolate cheeks: my man jimin speaking truths only
tsundere: honestly baek, I don't know what the fuck goes on in your head sometimes, like
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Fanficthe matchless bae joohyun may be his first love, but perhaps kim yerim could have the honor of being his last. a btsvelvet gang au, with a dash of exo.