Twin Devils

When the Rain Leaves

Twin Devils

 

(Disclaimer: I do not own anything.)

Chapter 2

 

Italics: thoughts

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            “YOU DID WHAT?!” Tamaki screeched, purple in the face.

            I looked away, knocking him in the face with my hand, “They offered, I accepted. Not that big of a deal, senpai.”

             “BUT YOU CAN’T LIVE WITH THEM! THEY’RE JUST THE HOMOSEXUAL SUPPORTING CAST!” He cried, swinging his fist in the air, red from all the yelling and lecturing.

            Hikaru and Kaoru put an arm around my shoulders again, “Hey, Boss, cut it out.” Kaoru said defensively.

            “Yeah,” Hikaru added, “knock it off with the third degree.”

            Tamaki grabbed each twin by their collars, pulling them away from me, “YOU SHADY TWINS AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER! SHE CANNOT STAY WITH TWO SICK PERVERTS LIKE YOU! I FORBID IT!” He shouted.

            “Hey, who are you calling shady?” they chimed in together. “Take a good long look at yourself, Boss.”

            He suddenly dropped the twins, eyes wide, hands searching his body as if searching for every scrap of dirt or filth, “You’re right…. I’m hideous….” He gasped, tugging on his perfect blonde. “MOMMA!” He cried, falling into Kyoya’s arms.

            Kyoya put a hand around him loosely, “Tamaki, honestly. This is pathetic. Get up. You’re not filthy, you idiot,” he pushed Tamaki back up into a standing position.

            Tamaki floated away from Kyoya, falling in the corner, curling his knees to his chest, a dark aura illuminating from him. “Haruhi could’ve stayed with me…I’m her daddy after all…I bet those twins bribed her…with Fancy Tuna.”

            I sighed. Sometimes, this guy was too much, “Senpai, they didn’t bribe me. I agreed willingly.”

            Honey bounded over, climbing up me and onto my shoulders, “Why don’t you just admit that you love her, Tama-chan?”

            Mori grunted, dipping his head in agreement.

            The look on Tamaki’s face was pure shock. Color drained from his skin, his violet eyes wide and trembling. “Me…? In love….? With… Haruhi…? But, how? She’s my daughter. All I want to do is protect her… Don’t I?”

            “Ha! You’re a big ole perv!” The twins chimed at the same time, smirking as they pointed at Tamaki.

            Kyoya wasn’t paying attention, his slate eyes focused on his book, yet on cue, he added, “Statistics show that you have considered your undying love for her at least twelve times a month. If Haruhi dressed like a girl, the average male student would ask her out every week and consider his own undying love.” He paused, closing his eyes as he slid his glasses up the bridge of his nose, “The odds aren’t in your favor, I’m afraid.”