Scared Out Of My Mind

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So, yesterday my mom decided to scare me and let me tell you.... It worked.

Ok so I was just laying on my bed reading some nice Bon x Rin when out of nowhere my door is slammed open with the following being yelled:

"I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!!"

It scared the living hell out of me, I swear if you had been there all you would have seen was me scream, jump, and fall out of my bed while also hitting my cheek on my night stand.  ಠ_ಠ
(I may or may not have peed myself a little..... There is no proof..... I hope (╥_╥) )

But anyways, when I looked to see who it was. All I saw was my mom doubled over laughing her as off like.... The fuck woman!?  \ ( ・_・) /

And so the following conversation went like this:

Me: MOM WHAT THE HELL!?

Mom: You should have seen your face! *laughs some more*

Me: Ha Ha Ha, so funny mom (¬_¬)ノ (very heavy sarcasm was used)

Mom: I'm sorry but that was pay back for scaring me the other day

Mom: And boy did it work

Me: Oh gee, thanks mom. Now I can add this to my list of embarrassing things I've done ( ̄ー ̄)

Mom: Aww, your fine you big baby

Me: Tell that to the bruise I will most definitely have later woman (-_-)

Mom: Oh you've had worse

Then she just walked away like nothing happens and its just.... The fuck ಠ_ಠ

So now its the next day and guess what.... My cheek is all purple, blue, and yellow.

But I mean what can you do, this is family for ya.  ╮(─▽─)╭

Anyways hope this gave some of you guys a laugh or something. I just decided to share my embarrassing moment with y'all.

So without further adieu..... Peace! ✌

P.s. Picture above is my mom. Its an older picture that was taken at our old house last year because I couldn't find a recent pic of her, mainly because she hates having her picture taken 😂

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