Aries: GET OUT OF THE WAY YOU DUMB FUCK
Taurus: -stops at McDonalds drive thru-
Gemini: Listening to music
Cancer: Texting
Leo: Jamming out with Libra sitting next to them
Virgo: Sucks at driving and almost hit a senior citizen
Libra: Is carpooling with Leo because they got their license taken away
Scorpio: -flips of Aries after cutting them off-
Sagittarius: Is too busy cat calling everyone
Capricorn: Is that one person with their radio turned up AS LOUD AS POSSIBLE
Aquarius: Trying to finish their homework every red light
Pisces: Is lost in the middle of nowhere
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Zodiac Signs
RandomSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO
