Aries: FINALLY! MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!
Taurus: *on the outside* Cool. *but in the inside* YESYESYESYES OH WHAT A HAPPY DAY!!!
Gemini: Its about damn TIME.
Cancer: NO FUCKING WAY! I'M CRYING! TEARS OF JOY FOR ONCE!
Leo: That's great news but... Its nothing new. Please take a number and get in line.
Virgo: 11:11 works!
Libra: Alright, now is the time to put the cheesy pick up lines into action. *smirks creepily yet charmingly*
Scorpio: WhY tHe fUck yoU LyyyN' , wHy YoU AlwAyS LyyyN', mmm oH mY GoD sToP FuCK'n Lyyyn...
Sagittarius: *winks* Hey there.
Capricorn: GREAT! Now I have to avoid you.
Aquarius: *squints eye suspiciously* Really? *squints harder* Why?
Pisces: Dreams do come true!
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RandomSo let's get this straight. This book is all about fun and stuff, not REAL horoscopes, okay? Good. Oh yeah and one more thing, some of these are mine and some are not. And always remember, Don't judge a book by its cover! OwO
