1. yo mama so fat when she sat in the ocean she thought it was a kiddy pool!!
2. yo mama so ugly that bob the builder said can we fix her no we can't!!!!!
3. yo mama so ugly she looked out a window and got the animal control and this is what they said *ppppggssss hello we have a undiedtifine creature
4. yo mama so fat she had to get batmutise in see world ]
yo mama so fat when she farts it causes globe warming *i work out*
5 yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window people called the cops for mooning
6 ur dad i s so old he had to put his d!ck in the freezer to get iit hard
7 yo mama so stuiped she tried to drown a fish