Unlikely Things To Read On A Motorway Sign

1. You thought you'd got rid of me when we were divorced but I'm still watching you.

2. Don't drive tired. Pull in for a Red Bull and Vodka at Junction 8.

3. Major roadworks ahead. Expect delays until 2065.

4. Speed cameras with no film in ahead.

5. Do the opposite of what the sign says for the next 100 miles.

6. Tear in space-time continuum ahead.

7. Edge of cliff ahead. Too late to slow down.

8. Is that really the fastest that piece of shit can go?

9. Ice on road ahead. Have fun. Feel alive. Live danerously.

10. I am the ghost of your driving instructor. Only you can read this. I will have my vengeance.