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Geri ~ Soo... how are y'all doing?

Sergi ~ Not good

Denis ~ Same 😩

Leo ~ Don't tell me you both are on twitter looking at the critics again...

Sergi ~ Sometimes I feel like you're always watching me👀

Leo ~ I'm not a stalker 🙄 I just know you well my child

Ney ~ Guys, stop listening to them, they're just bringing you down more 🙄

Iniesta ~ Just don't pay attention to them pls 🙏🏻

Leo ~ Even if you do, you're not going to feel better...right?

Sergi ~ I stg you can read my mind or something cause this isn't normal

Lucas ~ Ik what we can do to make you feel better💡

Geri ~ I'll try anything at this point 🤷‍♀️

Ney ~ Yeah enlighten us pls

Lucas ~ We could bake something for them!🍰

Geri ~ Why didn't I think of that?!

Leo ~ Cause you stupid 😑😂

Geri ~ Are you in the bad mood part of the season? 😒

Leo ~ Yes actually

Lucas ~ So we gonna do this or not?

Geri ~ Obviously yes 😶

Lucas ~ Ok.... SERGIII & DENISSS‼️

Sergi ~ Yeah what?

Denis ~ ^^^

Lucas ~ What do you want us to bake for you?

Sergi ~ Y'all baking?

Sergi ~ Yeah right 😂 you'll burn the whole city down 😂😂😭😭😂😂

Lucas ~ Oh we will bake!

Sergi ~ Fine, then I want tiramisu

Denis ~ Yeah i don't think they can bake that 😂😅

Sergi ~ K so what about cheesecake?

Geri ~ Yeah not that either 😅

Sergi ~ Bitch y'all asked me for what I wanted & I told you ✋🏻😒

Denis ~ Stop the saltiness babe... maybe chocolate chip cookies? 🍪

Sergi ~ Ugh i guess that's fine

Denis ~ Good boy 🤗☺️

Ney ~ DOMINATEEEEED😂

Sergi ~ Shut up Jr! 🙄

Lucas ~ So chocolate chip cookies it is!

Geri ~ Can we abbreviate that? I don't wanna say chocolate chip cookies every time

Leo ~ Oohhh ik!💡We'll abbreviate them: 🍪

Ney ~ Yeah no shit

Lucas ~ So who's helping?

Geri ~ I guess we all are

Geri ~ It could be like a team exercise!

Iniesta ~ Yeah! 😁

Lucas ~ Let's meet at Ney's house, then we'll give them to Dergi ☺️

Ney ~ Why at my house?

Geri ~ Because why not?

Ney ~ Huh?

Geri ~ 🙅🏻🤦🏻‍♀️

Lucas ~ So the ingredients list is:
-chocolate chips
-flour
-sugar
-eggs
-baking soda
-salt
-vanilla
-butter
-baking tools

Geri ~ I'll bring the salt & the baking soda

Leo ~ I'll bring the chips & the flour

Ney ~ I'll provide the tools & the oven! ☺️

Geri ~ Yeah no shit 😅😒

Lucas ~ I'll take the vanilla & the butter

Lucas ~ Who else is helping?

Jordi ~ Me!

Mats ~ Me!

Ivan ~ Me!

Busi ~ Me!

Jordi ~ I'll bring the eggs & the sugar!

Mats ~ I'll bring the happiness 😁

Ivan ~ I'll bring the optimism 😆

Busi ~ Y'all racist, you forgot the brown sugar... so I'll bring it!

Lucas ~ Oops sorry 😅

Lucas ~ Btw... really guys? @Ivan & @Mats

Mats ~ It's all I got to offer!

Lucas ~ Fine... ces gens vont me tuer!

Mats ~ oui 😂

Ivan ~ You speak French? 😱

Mats ~ I just used translate dummy 🙄

Lucas ~ Anyways, let's gooo!

Geri ~ Meet y'all there!

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Denis ~ They weren't that bad!

Sergi ~ Let's be honest, they were REALLY bad 😂

Sergi ~ But as they say... It's the thought that counts! ❤️✨

Geri ~ They would have been better if SOMEONE NAMED NEYMAR HADN'T BURNED THEM‼️😵🔫

Ney ~ HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HOW TO SET AN OVEN CORRECTLY IF I'VE ONLY USED IT ONCE IN MY WHOLE LIFE, AND THAT ONE TIME WAS TODAY?!?!

Geri ~ BOOIII EVERY NORMAL HUMAN ADULT BEING KNOWS HOW TO SET THE OVEN!

Geri ~ ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW DIRECTIONS ON THE RECIPE!

Ney ~ FINE, i'm sorry ok?!? 😣😭

Leo ~ Geri i stg I'm gonna kill you when I see you for making him cry 👊🏻

Geri ~ I'd like to see you try

Geri ~ Btw i don't forgive you

Sergi ~ Don't worry Juninho, I do 😽

Ney ~ K i appreciate that a lot!

Iniesta ~ At least it was a team exercise...

Leo ~ Yeah enough baking adventures for a year guys 🔫

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