Perverted Jokes! XD

Pickles

Me: Hey Dillon? *covers speaker with hand*
Jacob: Wait what?
Dillon: What the fuck do you want who're?!
Me: Hey shut the fuck up picklefucker?!
Jacob: Ashlee?
Dillon: I know I did last night! XP
Me: WAIT WHAT?
Jacob: What happened?
Dillon: *gay skips across the living room* I ate a pickle!
Me: Who's pickle did you eat? ;)
Jacob: OMG!
Dillon: Josh's.....
Jacob: *cries of laughter* I KNEW IT!
Me: *laughing like a Hyena* OMG HE'S SO GAY! Hehehehe
Jacob: I still can't believe what he asked me the first time I met him.....
Me: Wait what?....*thinks* Oh yeah! Hahahahahahaha
Jacob: Let me talk to him pls?
Me: *hands him my phone* Dillon Jacob wants to say something to you....
Dillon: *screams like a pig* Yes you fat biatch?
Jacob: Why did you ask me to rape you?....
Dillon: What biatch?
Me: He's not a bitch?!
Jacob: No Dillon's the BITCH here
Dillon: Yes I am..... FUCK ME JACOB?!
Me: DILLON SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Jacob: No thank you....
Me: Thank you
Jacob: I'm saving myself for her-
Me: Who?!
Jacob: NOTHING!
MyDCUniverse2017 lol you'll love this true story of that incident :p