"Hyung, who's this Taelien95 guy that keeps commenting on all your pics?"
"Oh that's my younger brother. He lives in Daegu with our mother."
"You never told me you had a brother."
"You never asked."
"I'm just gonna follow him."
That one time Yoon...
Yoongi thought about pinching himself just to make sure he was awake still. He opened up the app and clicked on the little blue dot and onto the new message.
Taelien95:Hello Yoongi hyung! My name is Taehyung (as you already know) but you can call me Tae or Taetae 😁.
Yoongi couldn't help but smile as he typed a quick reply.
DTSuga:Its nice to finally meet you Tae. Clearly already know my name, you call me that or Suga.
Taelien95:OMG I couldn't actually believe my brother knew the Agust D, and he has told me so much about you 😉.
Yoongis got nervous but was trying to play it cool. There was no telling what Jin had told Taehyung.
DTSuga: and what were those things?
Taelien95:Just that your 21, you are a lot less aggressive than you sound in your music lol. You actually are very sweet, and you're smol.
Yoongi mumbled "The fuck is that?"
DTSuga:What is "Smol"?
Taelien95: That you're short and fluffy. And I'd have to agree with the fluffy from your pictures but I can't speak for the shortness....yet.
Yoongi was offended. He is not under any circumstance considered fluffy. Short maybe but never fluffy.
DTSuga:I am not fluffy 😕😒.
Taelien95: Whatever makes you sleep at night Suga Hyung 😊. But I will have to ask Jin hyung why he didn't tell me you were so damn sexy.
Yoongi did not blush. His jaw did not drop. And his stomach was not doing flips. Those things were not happening.
DTSuga: Um.....what?
Taelien95: Well I'm just calling it as I see it and what I see is that you are fucking gorgeous 😍😍
DTSuga:Aren't you like 16?
Taelien95:Yes? And? Does that matter? I'm just giving a compliment to my hyung...... Unless you want it to mean more 😏😏.
Yoongi was baffled at this teenager very openly flirting with him. Yes he agreed he may have a little crush and think Taehyung was beautiful but he knew that it was illegal and he didn't want to go to jail.
DTSuga:No thank you. I'm five years older than you. But thank you for the compliment anyway. You're not to bad yourself.
Taelien95:You say no but then compliment me back. Seems like you like me too. 😉😘
DTSuga:You're delusional 😂.
Taelien95:Awww hyung don't be shy. Would a picture make you feel more open?
DTSuga:Um what kind of picture?
Taelien95:A dick pic of course. 😀
Yoongi choked on his own spit (A/N Not the only thing he'll be choking on) and started having a coughing fit. It took him a few minutes to reply and when he came back he seen another message.
Taelien95:Hyung? Are you there? Look hyung I'm just joking, don't tell my brother cause he would kill me slowly. I just wanted a reaction, I really was just gonna end send a selfie.
Yoongi mumbled Thank god for the fear of Kim Seokjin.
DTSuga:I wouldn't mind a selfie as long as its age appropriate please. I really do not need a minors nudes in my phone.
Taelien95:As if you wouldn't like it 😉. But okay hyung hold on.
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Yoongi didn't know why this child was trying to hurt him but he was fucking succeeding.
Taelien95: Your turn Hyung 😘
DTSuga:I'm not moving to take a picture so you can have one from a few days ago.
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Taelien95: 😍😍😍
Taelien95: I bet I know why they call you Suga.
DTSuga:I'm afraid to ask but why do you think they call me that?
Taelien95:Cause you're definitely Sugar Daddy material. (Well in your case Suga Daddy)
Yoongi all but screamed and his door got bursted through with a very alert looking Jin now in his room.
"Are you okay? Nothing hurt?" As he started patting around on yoongi and lifted his shirt which he quickly pushed back down and said "Yes I'm fine hyung, I just um...I seen a bug but I killed it so it's okay."
Jin let out a deep breath and nodded. "okay don't scare Hyung like that. I thought someone was trying to hurt you and I was about to put the fear of Jin in them!"
Yoongi couldn't help but laugh cause not even an hour ago he said the same thing. He said "No hyung its okay just go back to bed." Seokjin said "Okay but you need to get some sleep soon too. We got a busy day tomorrow, you gotta record and we're doing your hair so try to decide what color you want."
Yoongi nodded and said "Okay hyung. Goodnight" Seokjin pecked his forehead and left.
DTSuga: You almost gave me a damn heart attack.
DTSuga: And plus I have to go. I gotta wake up early and busy day tomorrow but hey wanna help with something?
Taelien95: Awww but I'll be lonely once you leave. But okay Suga hyung what is it?
