~this is danis life before Zayn~
CHAPTER WHOM
she had 46 chromosomes
CHAPTER INFANT
she got dropped on her head slot and had habits of eating poisons.
CHAPTER TODLER
had an obsession with the Backstreet boys. Couldn't walk til age 4. Her parents questioned what she was so when they asked her she said, "el baño."
CHAPTER AGE 9
"....when she was in the third grade, she thought that she was gray.." She went to school everyday covered in everything gray. No one noticed. No one.
CHAPTER MIDDLE SCHOOL
her dad moved to Bulgaria and started a gang. She dated Larry snotworthier, captain of the baseball team. They fell in love. But they broke up cause she broke her clay project. She was the understudy for the lead role in hairspray.
CHAPTER HIGH SCHOOL
Dani was the bottom of the cheerleading pyramid. She met a guy at a coffee shop named Zayn who said he loved her but she said he looked like a wolf so they became best friends. Dani knew he was gonna be big someday so she asked him to make a hip hop record. They're tracks on TO COOL FO SCHOOL were:
1) Your a fool
2) Metal mouth
3) Pimple bellies
4) karaoke on
4) Height of a cliff
5) to the max
6) BMA
7) Frankenstein
8) Cloud 11
9) uniforms
10) ain't nothing that won't end
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It hit #38 in Pakistan.
CHAPTER 20
Zayn became famous so he ditched her, so now she is a sculpture.
to be continued....
