MeWeirdGuy's Life Struggles.

Soap and Paint...?

Wow!! So you decided to keep reading? Well,

5 Years Later

I have friends!! (And a house...)  They all came over today and we made... guess what?! Soap.
How exactly? Well we shredded down an original bar of unscented soap and made our own. Sounds stupid right? Because it is pretty stupid. You know what's even more stupid? We went through a miserable process just to make our own soap out of soap. First we tried cutting the soap with a knife, but the knife had polkadots on it and was too cute. So we decided not to use and ruin it. I got a scissor and somehow started cutting the bar of soap down. Don't ask me how I did it, because you know already. I'm just that amazing.

"You idiot!" Is what I pretty much heard, and kept saying.
We microwaved the original bar of soap so we could make it somewhat liquidy so we could make it into our own shape. It kind of worked... except it stunk up the whole house! None of us could stand the disgusting smell of the soap. It was 'unscented'. We opened all the windows in the house and then it was freezing. More...
"You idiot!"

Then after the failed soap, we made brown paint. We tried once with this nasty cheap finger paint, but didn't go so well. It was a goopy really really blackish green. So then one person goes....
"Let's add white paint!!"
Because that would totally work. (Cough cough Gr- cough) So I was stupid and listened. And there it goes, gray paint. How did we even manage?! The newspaper underneath started to rip. But how was I supposed to know when it's under like 10 layers of nast paint?! And so, we tried again. Also failed. We made a crimson color, and then decided to put more blue. Just like that, we got the same exact color as the first try. Who knew mixing paint was this much of a pain >.<
"Uhhh let's use tempura paint..."
And so we did. A lovely poopy brown is what we made (cough cough... what I made). What were 'my friends' doing? One was busy painting her own hand with the failed paint color thing while the other was... I don't even know. Scrolling through tumblr or doing something else weird. All I know is that she laughed occasionally and the 'friend' painting her hand and I thought she was dying. It really sounded that way... anyway...
Guess who came up with that genius idea? Me!! Of course, because I'm such a genius.
"But were supposed to bring this to..."
We realized that we were all being dumb. (Or just me)
We were making the brown paint ahead of time here so we could bring it to this one place. And guess who realized that huh? Me!! The one and only amazing genius. I found and stuffed the paint in an empty Gatorade bottle so the paint would be portable, but ummm no. Didn't work. So I just squeezed a bunch of paint into the bottle and shook it. And eventually it turned out nice. Like after and hour of shaking paint in a bottle. Fun fun. See, I went from sleeping on the streets, to somehow getting a house, to having friends!
Isn't that just great?!
Although I did fail as being a superhero, I might have a life now!

Don't ask me why I made this part blame- cough cough COUGH COUGH
You know who you are>:o
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