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"Dil Howlter Rap" lyrics

"Dil Howlter Rap" lyrics

Creds: AaronCello on YouTube (this video was featured in one of Dan and Phil's tumblr tag videos)

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Lyrics:

"SUL SUL motherfuckers, Welcome to DanAndPhilGAMES, Got One Million Subs and counting, So we started takin' names, (names)
Work out in the gym, make you feel bad 'bout your life, And I'm a try'na ruin your marriage by hittin' on yo wife, Awkward, artistic, violin makes me rhythmic, I make one mean garden salad, why not call me simplistic, Now, Howell or Lester, Resta y'all past the test, I Am by far the best dressed, I Gotta holla back Preston, Fuck Oasis Springs they neighbourhood dry, The Willow Creek Clique blow this mother sky-high! [Chorus] He's Dil Howlter, the real Dil Howlter, And all you Phake Phans, don't know what it's all about, ah, You can stop throwin' shade cos y'all just jealous, Of his black skinny jeans and bunny slippers! [Verse 2] I said, One fish, two fish, Dead fish, Sue-fish, Got so many things on my goddamn wish-list, you miss this? Okay, mamas, keep out the dramas, Savin' up for hedge cos it, looks like a llama! Got a plaque in my honour, Even merch in my genre, I act like a sex bomber, But really I'm just that bit calmer, Now it's okay, I guess you'll play, Try t' get another me(y), I'm tellin' you just back away, ay ay, Makin' Juice on the Rocks, pullin' out all the stops, Throwin' kickass parties, better not call the cops, You play'n' Sim Retro, Electro, get wreck'd tho, I'll bet yo, Just turn off the goddamn radio when you spent, tho! Ah-ha! [Chorus] He's Dil Howlter, the real Dil Howlter, And all you Phake Phans, don't know what it's all about, ah, You can stop throwin' shade cos y'all just jealous, Of his black skinny jeans and bunny slippers! [Verse 3] When I walk up in the club I be awkwardly dancin', haha, "Dils so fancy!" "Aww thanks, dad Wait what?" Which one's dad and which one's daddy? That has implications, that could rub off badly, Now I'm not sayin' Dan and Phil aren't straight, because, Jesus had two dads and he turned out just great, I'm pretty sure their bromance is purely fraternal, But the D-D and P stands for Dad and Paternal, ayy, "Dil, why you coverin' your eyes for?" I'm blockin' out the Ericas! Wait, If my dads are British, why do I sound American? [Chorus] He's Dil Howlter, the real Dil Howlter, And all you Phake Phans, don't know what it's all about, ah, You can stop throwin' shade cos y'all just jealous, Of his black skinny jeans and bunny slippers! [BRIDGE] Itty Bitty Porcelain Piggy Went t'th' market, change for fi'ty, Bustin' Out, go straight t'th' city, Drink on the job, sober to tipsy, Dil, Dil, do-il, Danana-fana, fo Phil! Lights out, recall them bills, Before yo account go down to nil, [Spoken] Erica: "Ugh, Dil Howlter is so lame, I heard he decorates his house with dinosaur stickers and his OWN paintings." Summer: "Dil? I guess he's okay. I talked to him while he was taking a shit once. It was kinda cool." Eliza: "Dil Howlter? Oh, um, gosh, well we met at the gym, you know? I mean I know I'm married but he was just so--" Dil: "God, Eliza, why are you so obsessed with me!?" [Verse 4] In my Creek Kingdom, I'm crowned, And my sweet cocktails get downed, And when I'm in bed, I sure ain't clownin' around, ;) My ass is so fine, it's got a work-in-prog album, And when I'm in a vid, shit always starts in the Phandom, I hear you squeal, I know you got feels, With genetics like these, girl, I can see the appeal, The Howlter family's like your Achilles' Heel, So brace yourself hun, cos I'm the reeeeeeal Dil. [blows kiss] "Haha, get it? Deal? Dil? It's like... S'like a pun. Kinda, I mean I just— Woah!" [promptly falls over trying to walk away]"