Hit Girl

Girl meets Kitten

  Mindy stood there, looking at the girl responsible for removing Marcuse's eye. Even in her black leather pants, and pink leather jacket, with the bottom half of her face hidden underneath that ugly mask. You could still tell she was just teenage girl.
Mindy had fought, and killed several people in her day, but never someone younger than her.

"Hit Girl,  please make yourself at home."

Murder Kittens voice was almost angelic.
Hit Girl found it hard to believe that this was the same girl responsible for all the chaos that had been accruing of late.

"Look, Super Cunt. I'm only saying this once. Set The Green Condom free, and lay down your weapons, and I'll maybe just brake a rib." Said Hit Girl.

"Hey."Said Kick Ass.

"How could I miss it?" Said Murder Kitten slapping herself in the forehead. "Dave, you dog. Here I thought you were one of the good ones. Does Miranda know About you two?"

Both Hit Girl and Dave shared a uncomfortable glance. Only confirming Murder Kitten suspicions.

"I didn't think so. You know she cried for you in her sleep. As she was tied there waiting for your team of incompetent fools to come, and save her."

"That's enough." Spit Dave.

"Stupid girl. I could easily slaughter the lot of you. Why cant y'all just quit?"

"We'll never quit, not as long as there's people in need.". Said Kick Ass.

"You've read one to many comic books. Its to bad. I kind of hoped we could be friends."

All the while speaking Murder Kitten had removed the trigger to the device around Dave's neck from her belt.

"Enough of the crap." Said Hit Girl jumping over the couch.

"Not so fast."Said Murder Kitten holding up the trigger.

"What's that your vibrator?"Said Hit Girl.

Murder Kitten laugh was deep and dark. Nothing like the angelic voice she had led with. The next time she spoke, It was the voice of a girl possessed. Even her posture had changed, as she spewed her words.

"This is a trigger, If pressed your little boyfriends head goes by by. I'm giving you 24 hours. Not six hours not six in half not even six and a minute, to dismember Justice Forever."

"And if we tell you to eat kitty litter?" Said HIT Girl.

"Then I'm coming at you with everything I got, and no life will be spared. I have no problem sacrificing you few for the many lives that are at sake."

"Your bat shit crazy!"Said Dave.

"I know. Isn't it great."

With that Murder Kitten dived out the window. Pressing the button as she did so.

Dave began to panic as the collar began to beep loudly.

"Mindy get out of here!"screamed Dave.

"No!" Cried Mindy rushing toward him, and taking him in her arms. "Can't you see Dave, your all that I have left.

Dave struggled to free himself from her grasp, but she wouldn't budge.

Then time stopped as Mindy removed her mask, and took Dave's face in her hands. She slammed her warm moist lips into his.
It wasn't nothing like their first kiss. This was a kiss of a lover, full of built up aggression and passion.

As much as Dave wanted the kiss to last. He was running out of time. He would never be able to tell her how much he loved her. How he thought about her constantly. How he died a little the day he watched her drive away

The collar began to beep more erratically.

Time was of the essence. Dave pulled away from Mindy. He looked her in her eyes.

"I love you Mindy!" Said Dave apologetically.

Then he threw her over the couch.

The collar gave one more long beep.

"Justice Forever!"Screamed Kick Ass.

"Beeeeeeep. Click."

The device fell soundlessly to Dave's feet.

Dave looked down at the collar in disbelief.

"Awkwaaaard." Said Mindy poking her head out of the other side of the couch.