T: holy fuck Eric!!!!
E: what do you want
T: I got this new cool keyboard thing in my phone!!!!
E: is that why your typing so fast one handed???
T: yep. You know if you wouldn't lay on my hand I'd have both hands
E: oh well you do realize you could just I don't know... actually talk to me
T: no
T: you kissed me earlier
E:😏 sure did
T: your so mean
E: you loved it
T: no!!!!
E: look moans don't lie
T:😬I hate you
E: no you don't
T: sadly I'm lying
T: OK so yesterday I want to the movies and there was this really hot guy ❤️
E: ...
E:I hate you
T: lies
E: no I'm for real
T: I know
T: that you believe that
E: fuck you!
T:😏
T: when?
E: no
T:
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E: you reading while texting me? How fake
T: no I'm jerking off
E: oh ok
E: WAIT WHAT
T:
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T: I miss Marcus... 😞
E: my uncle is 28 years old!!!! That's way to old for you!!!
T: I like older men
E: we've talked about this
E: you have a boyfriend
T: I thought I had a girlfriend...
E: I really hate you
