THER HE IS, SOKJIN AND HIS GURLFIEND ZUUZ
THEYZ ARE ZITTING ON THE BENCHE
ZUUZ ZED LETTEZ GETTEZ ICE CREAM
:ZO THEY GOTZEZ ZE IZECREAMZEZ
THENZ SOKJINZ SAID LETS KIZZ
AND ZUUZ SMEAREDDS ALL ZE ICECREM ON SOKJINZ FACEU
TheN SOKJINZ CRI BUT HE WAS MANLY MAN ZO HE JUMPEED IN A RIVER
THEN J-IZOTOPE CAMEZ WITH DA SNAKEU
BUT DANCE MONZTER WAS AFRIDZ OF SNAKEUU AND KILLED J-IZOTOPE WITH FOODZ
DANCE MONFTER JUMPEDED IN WTAER ZO SNKAEU WOLD NOT FOLLWS HIM
DANCE MONNZSTER AND SOKJIN WAS NOW MERMAN PERSON WITH ULGY FISH THINGZ
AND ZUUZ WAS SCREMIN AND RUNZ AWAY
SHE ZAID ''OH NOS MINEZ SOKJIN IS DED''
BUT HE AINTZ DED HE IS ZELLING SOKS UNDERZWATEEEZ
ZUGA KAMZEZ WITH TEA AND ZE KOOKIE AND SOLD HIS ZWAGU AND HIZ CHAINZEZ FOR 3 DOLLARZEZ
BUT HIS COHABITEREN DID NOT ZELL FOR 3 DOLLAREZ BUT THEE HUGHIST BIDZ WAS 9183 DOLUZERZ SO HE ATEZ ZE CHAIN
SUDTENLY J-IZOTOPE WUS ALIVE AGIN ZO TAE KELLID HIM CUAZ HE THUAGHT HE WAS ANGRUY GHOIST MAN
THEN PARK JUMINZ KAMEZ AND HE RIDEZ HUS CARZSES
DANCE MOPNSTER ZED HE HAS NO JAAMS
SO JIMIN DROVEZ AWY AGAIN AND CRID IN COURNER
SOKJIN SPITZ ON DEANCE MONATER
J-IZOTOPE REVIEVED AGIN AMD ZAID "UHL UR DIRDTEU WATEREU ON MAI FACEU!!!!!!! DONUYT TOCHE MAH FACEU!!!!!!!!"
J-ISOTIPE DEDED JINSOEK END JINSOK WAS DED
ZUZU WAS NOT5 SCURED ANYMOER UND SERCHED FOR SOKJIN
BUTZ SOKJIN WAX DEDZU
SHE FUNDED HIS CORPZES EN WAS ZAD
XUUS CRIEUDD
BUUT SHE SAW OTHUER HOTT MAN PERZON NAEMED ZUGA
BUTZE CRAZEU FANGURL CAME AND ZE CLAIMDED ZUFA
BUT ZUGA DO NOT LIEK CRAZUY FANGRFL AND HIS RANZ RTO ZUXZ
ZE FANGUHLR WAZ ZED ZO DHE DEDDED HERSILF AND JIMPED IN ZE RIVER AND BECAMEZ MERMANZ
J-IZOTOPEI TURNEDED INTU ROPE AND WAS NOWZ KALL DJ-ROPE
BUT TAE WAZ AFRAID OF ZE J-ROPE
AND TAE TURNDED J-ROPE INTO ZOP
ZO J-ROP WAZ J-SOAP NOW
TNANZ ZE KOOKIEZ CAMED AND ATET COOKIEZ KUZ HE KHANNIBAL
THE KOOLKIES HAD SUGA ZE ZUUGA KILLED KOOKIE
AND ZUGWA WAS NU A KILKLER AND VEWRY ZWAGGER BOI MAAN
ZUGA KILLEDS EVERIEONE WITH ZE LAZERSZ OF DAETH CUZ HE HAD SOOO MOECJH INFIRES
EXCEPRS FOR ZUZU HE ZAID INFIEREZ THO HAIR IN SWEXY MAN VOICE
AND ZEN ZTHEY MARRRIED
J-SOAPU WAS ZUGA SLAVEU HE MADZ SOP FOR HIM
TEHN ZUGA END ZUUUX HAD CHELDRIN
BUT THEEY KILLED ZE CHILDRUN AND ZE ATES J-SAOP CUZ HE SMIELLED GUD
BUT J-SEOAP DIDNT TASTE GUD AND ZUGA OLD GRANDPA MAN AND ZUGA DED
ZUGA BECAMS ROXCKS
ZUUZ ZED "NNNEN MEN ZUGA UN SOKJIN "
BUT SOKJIN WAS NOD DED
HE WAS SOK AL ALLONG
ZO ZOKJIN MARRIED ZUUZ UND ZE HADD MOER CHIULDREN
BUT ZUZ ATE ZE CHWELDREN AND SOKJINWAS JUNGSHOOK BUT HE MANKLY MAN CUZ HE IS ZE VISUAYLS END CARZ DOOR MAN GUYT
ZO HEE TALKEUD TO DANXCE MONSTER AND DANCE MOKTER SED "U GOT NOOO JAMZIE!"
AND ZE PARKU JIMIN CAMED AND STOLED ALL THE JAMZ
SOKJINN PUSHED JIMIN IN ZE VULOCANOO
BUT JIMIN HAD ZE KATZ AND ZE CATZU DED DJIMIN DEID TOO
AND ZE VULCOONA ERROEPTED END ZE ALL DEED
ZE ENDUS
BUT NOO WAITU
THEY WERNET AKLZ DED
TAE WAS ALUIVE
AND TAE REVIVEVS ZEM ALL
END THEN SOKIJIN LUGHED HIS WINDSHIELD LAUYGH AND EVRYOUNE DEDDED CUZ ZE WAS CONTAGIOUUS
TAE TRID TO FLIY AWAY CUZ HE HADZ ZE WINGZ BUT THEE WUNGS WERE NOOT REAL SO HE FEEL IN VULCAANANO
ZE REAL ENDINK
