Tricks

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*Kat pov*

       Today was the day. It started like any other day in a house of killers.

      "HEY GIVE ME BACK MY KNIFE I JUST FINISHED POLISHING HER!!!" Jeff was chasing Maskey and Hoodie by the sound of it as he chased after his 'precious' waking me up in the process. I sit up and rub my eyes.

      "GIVE IT BACK YOU FUCK TARD" I looked at my watch. 9:00. A little late but, I had to get up anyway. * dun Dun DUn DUN BADUNDUNDUN CRASH* Sounds like Jeff fell down the stairs and broke somthing. Again. I quickly threw on my  Adventure Time sweatshirt/hoodie and went down stairs to see what Jeff broke now. At the bottom of the stairs I see Jeff, Maskey, and Hoodie all wrestling for the knife which you would think would be dangerous but to these idiots its more of a game. Then some one drops the knife and no one notices. I jump over them. No one sees the knife. I walk over to the knife. No one sees the knife. I pick up the knife. No one sees the knife. I put it in my pocket. No one sees the knife. I go into the kitchen and make breakfast. Then while I'm finishing the bacon, I hear silence. Then I hear Jeff.

        "WHERE.IS.MY.KNIFE!!!!!!" I nearly smile as they go around flipping over furniture looking for the knife that I have. If I had smiled then they would know and I would be brutally hurt. So I kept a calm face as I finished the bacon and started to put the bacon in the pancakes.

        [WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY LIVING ROOM!!??!?] Slenderman appears right behind them. They all would have shit bricks if it were possible. All the while I finished up the bacon pancakes just as Jack and Toby sneaked into the kitchen.

         "How long did it take him this time?" Jack asks as Toby gets out plates and I grab some orange juice.

        "2:34" I reply as we sit down and enjoy the pancakes.

       "A new record, good he's getting faster every day" Toby says as we listen to Slenderman go on about how they do this every other day and why can't they just wrestle some where else. I quickly put the evidence on to the carpet in the living room and pushed it with my foot so that it would rest right behind Slenderman. I quietly snuck back into the kitchen and finished the pancakes with Jack and Toby. Slenderman leaves, then Maskey and Hoodie leave, then Jeff finds his knife then puts the future back into place. When he's gone all of us start to laugh hysterically.

      "Ok who's it gonna be next?" I said as we finally stopped laughing.

       "Oh I think that Jeff will mysteriously have some of the expressionless's makeup next Tuesday evening." We laugh, so far no one has figured out that us three are the only ones have had nothing stolen from us and 'mysteriously' find it in another room. How it works is Jack takes somthing of someone's and 'plants' it on someone else then Toby goes and tells that pasta that he saw or heard that so and so has stolen the missing item. Then I am the one who makes breakfast/lunch/dinner depending on the time. So far we've done it to every one except 'The Big Three' aka Slenderman, Laughing Jack, and The Expressionless.

      [Kathleen, Jeff, and Toby meet me on the third floor] Toby and I freeze Jack goes on laughing like nothing happened. He must have not heard.

      "Uh we have to go uh do the thing at the uh place." I stammered and gave Toby a pleading look.

       "Uhhh y-ya th-t-the t-hing at the uuhhh p-place." He stammered as we ran out and up the stairs as fast as we could leaving a confused Jack in the kitchen.

/AN/

sorry for the short chapter I'm trying to drag out the story a bit

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