Book Of Yaoi [Homestuck Edition]

PepsiCola [Fluff]

---turntechGodhead [TG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]---

TG: John

TG: Jooooohn

TG: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHN

EB: dave its 9 in the morning 

EB: go back to sleep

TG: No

TG: You wake up

TG: I have a surprise for ya

EB: surprise..?

TG: Just come downstairs

EB: downstairs?!

---turntechGodhead [TG] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]---

John jumped out of bed. Why does Dave want me to go downstairs, he thought. He slipped on his blue, oversized hoodie and ran down the stairs. Halfway down, he tripped and almost fell. 

"I warned you about those stairs," a voice spoke. John looked regained his balance and looked down the stairs to see THE Dave Strider. In his house. In Washington. He continued to run down the stairs, embracing Dave when he reached the bottom. 

"What are you doing here?!" 

"What? I can't visit my boyfriend?"

"You should have told me!"

John pulled away from him, slightly frustrated. 

"Aw, don't give me that look. You're happy to see me," Dave teased. He readjusted his shades, which was slightly tilted due to our hugging session. 

"No, I'm mad," John pouted.

"I can tell. You're cute when you're mad," Dave chuckled.

"Dave!" John playfully punched his significant other's shoulder.

"Oh no, I've been mortally wounded," Dave exaggerated, grasping his shoulder with his opposite hand. "This is the end." He fake fainted onto the stairs. "I can see the light. John, tell my boyfriend I love him." He took a big gulp of air and fake died on the stairs.

"I am your boyfriend," John crossed his arms.

"You're ruining the moment," Dave complained. John sighed and decided to play along.

"Oh no! My beloved knight has been taken from me. Fear not, my dear! For true love's kiss shall heal your wounds and I shall breathe life back into your lungs," John dramatically declared.

"That's more like it," Dave chuckled. 

John kneeled down next to Dave and gave him a long, passionate kiss. Dave returned the kiss. Near the end though, instead of pulling back, John blew air into Dave's mouth. This caused Dave to pull back and cough. 

"My love! I have revived you. My kiss healed your wound and I BREATHED life into your lungs," John giggled.

"Ya sure did," Dave sat up. 

John continued to giggle hysterically and Dave joined in eventually. 

"You're such a dork," Dave booped John's nose with his index finger. 

"Yeah, but I'm your dork," John smiled cheerfully.