random shit.

dinner with the nan

bahhwhahahaahahha so i just went out for dinner with my nan and she is actually crazy no joke.

she was talking to me for about an hour and a half about how words dont actually have "zed" in them

i was i said i had a friend called zoe and shes like sowey? and im like no its zoe.

and she took like five minutes figuring out what i was saying

shes like "back in my day everyone was called margaret and elizabeth and josephine. no one was called zoe"

shes actually crazy.

OH OH AND MY DADS LIKE YEAH NARA PUBLISHES SOME OF HER WRITING ONLINE AND IM JUST LIKE UHH YEAH

and then my nans like "do you have any friends on there not called zoe?"

and i started laughing and im like YEAH THERES A GIRL NAMED LILLY AND SHE MAKES ME LAUGH perkisharry

and shes like lillys a good name. i wish my name was lilly. instead im stuck with the name JOAN

and i started laughing and the restaurant people were asking me to quiet it down because some people were trying to have a good meal and im like "OKAY" really loudly

and i started laughing again.

they 'forgot' to serve me my meal so i was waiting for like twenty extra minutes and im just like watching everyone eat im like WOT

kay thats my story have a nice day