NORTHERN NICETIES

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Up north we said 'our mam,

our Jack, our Rosie'.

We said ducks of mates

'duck' not 'dear' or 'darling'.

'Savoury ducks' strangely

were faggots or brains;

savoury rubbish was all we could afford.

Rich Southerners

consider their Northern Friends

another problem.

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