I wake up at 4:00am. Every morning.
I drag myself into the bathroom and take an hour long shower. I brush my teeth until they shine. I spend 45 minutes picking what I hope is the perfect outfit.
I sit in front of my mirror and spend an hour doing my makeup. I conceal with the lightest shade of "deep toned" possible. I contour my pudgy nose until it appears thin.
I spend 30 minutes straightening my hair. Every kink, every curl, gone by the time I'm done.
I stand in the mirror for 15 minutes this time. Critiquing.
I go to the kitchen, say hello to my parents, grab a measly apple to eat, then leave.
Every. Morning.
