We're Frozen

Runaway Bitch

"Elsa, come back!" I yelled. She freaked out and ran out the door, I tried to calm her down saying we could work it out together. See, I told her that I had finally met the one. We had a duet and I fell in love. We talked about getting married right away, even though we know absolutely nothing about each other. I told her I wanted her blessing, but she said no. I got mad at her and we started arguing and then she tried running away. I accidentally got her glove off when I tried to stop her. She shot cocaine out if her hands and there was a gasp from the crowd. There was a barrier of cocaine protecting her. She ran out the door and I tried going after her. I called out her name but she set off an eternal winter everywhere. Cocaine falling out of the sky, laying on the floor, covering everything. I couldn't see a thing when I walked outside of the castle. The jackass I call "the love of my life", pulled me back inside. I pushed him aside and rode off on a horse to go find her. As I rode off Elsa was already on the side of the mountain. She was singing "FUCK IT ALL, FUCK IT ALL, I DONT GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE..", building a castle made out of cocaine. She was a day ahead of me somehow. I thought to myself, "Damn did this bitch make a plane and fly?" I made a pit stop at some broken down shop. I need warmth. Who know cocaine would be cold? As I walked in, there was this stoner guy at the cash resister, who barely spoke English. He was fucked up, he pointed to a sweaty vault full of his family. I didn't know what to think of that. A hunky guy walked in asking for carrots, pick axe, and rope. "Sounds like a homicide", I thought to myself. As I picked up boots, I overheard that he didn't have enough money to buy all of it. I needed a ride and he had one, so I bought all if it and let him have it, if he drove me to the mountain where Elsa was. I met his reindeer named Sphen. He was the cutest thing ever, he was the guys best friend. The hunky guys name was Christof. They both took me to the mountain and Christof let me ride in his sleigh. There was a gap in between mountains that we had to jump, and sacrificed his sleigh. I promised him I'd buy him a new one when we get back home. We stopped at this beautiful place with flowered trees and there is where Olaf appeared, alive I might add. He started talking to me "hi, I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs". I screamed and kicked his head off. He's asked, who the fuzzy haired freak was, and I said it was Sphen, and her called Christof Sphen. He tried talking again and I said "Olaf?, did Elsa make you?" He's said "Yeah why?" "Do you know where she is?" I asked. "Yeah why?" He said. Christof tried asking him a question and Olaf said, "Quiet Sphen I'm talking, yeah why?" I asked if he could take me there and he said sure. I wondered why Christof wanted him for himself. Olaf though he was gay. I got to the castle and there was this beautiful bridge leading to the castle. Christof admired the ice technique. I knocked on the castle door, and the door opened.