We're Frozen

Iced Heart

The door opened and there she was. We stared at each other for a good 20 seconds, and she said "What up my nigga?"

I laughed and said "I came to bring you back"

She stared at me as if she didn't understand what I just said to her. She looked around and at Sphen and Olaf. Then the proceeded to say "Hey, did you bring any drugs with you?"

I swear I wanted to slap the shit out of her. "Nigga your castle is made of cocaine, you can shoot it out of your hands, why do I need to bring you drugs?" I asked. "That's a good point" she said laughing. She was fucked up. "You know you can't solve all the worlds problems with drugs" I said. I was scared she was going to flip out because I called her out. Instead, she just walked up the stairs if the beautiful cocaine castle she built. I followed her to the second floor and tried to talk some sense into her. I told her she set off an eternal winter everywhere then started freaking out. I had never seen her this way in ages. I was trying to calm her down but it seemed to be making it worse than it already was. The bitch shot a cocaine crystal into my heart, MY HEART. Personally I don't think it was an accident. I was laying in the floor, not dying, no I was fucking fucked up. This wasn't what I meant by sharing. She picked me up and carried me down the stairs and handed me off to Sphen. He was so confused on what had happened upstairs and no one told him, he just knew I was fucked up. He was racing me to his witchcraft family. I can almost see his face in the storm. I was trying not to be a burden, but when we got there, his whole family surrounded me. They inspected me and I overheard them saying that I needed a true loves kiss. "Why do I need a kiss, I'm perfectly fine" I blurted out. Sphen looked at me and told me Han is my true love and I need his lips to save the day. I was like "He's a douchebag, I don't like him, there's no way he's my true love". Sphen looked into my eyes and rested his hand on the side of my face and kissed me. I clearly had no problem with it, so we kissed for like 10 minutes. He saved me from whatever was wrong with me, which was nothing, I think he just wanted an excuse to kiss me. Soon enough we were engaged and I told my douchebag of a boyfriend to fuck off back to legoland. I finally bought Sphen his new sled that I promised him, and he was happy. We were happy. Elsa used her powers to share with the city, since most of them are greedy fuckers. And everyone lived happily ever after, yay.