Insanity (mb status)

Insanity/Escaping Azkaban

I heard this muggle song called Clarity. Sense it says something about insanity, so I made this up.

*in the tune to Clarity* my mb status is called insanity. HOW DID I ESCAPE AZKABAN?!

Mum makes escaping Azkaban look easy. Maybe it was easier for her because she was older when she escaped. I hate it when she says "those years in Azkaban become worth it soon". WHO CARES IF IT PROVES LOYALTY?! CAN'T I BE LOYAL TO MY DAD AND NOT SPEND YEARS IN A COLD DARK CELL?! My first kiss was literally with a dementor. I don't see how staying in a prison proves loyalty. Don't tell mum that I said that. She'll go on some ranting spree, and heck, her rants are worse than Emerald's. *impersonates mum* it helped me prove my loyalty! He now realizes that I love him! *ends impersonation* she can be annoying at times.