Chapter quan
It was an ordinary day, that is. Until I checked the comments. There was some creature named Pinkamena telling people to put their pants on. I was confused, so I just ignored it. THAT IS. Until she followed me onto a game, she kept telling me to put my pants on. I was so confused, because I don't content to pants. I quickly teleported away, seeing black as she appears on a screen, saying "Put your pants on..." I was so scared, I unplugged my computer and threw it into my pool. What happend to Derpy will be unknown.
Chaper 9: Admin abusing and game updates
I was minding my own business, doing the ordinary, kicking noobs, etc. Out of NOWHERE some oder comes out and says "ermerhgerd d3rp is 4buing!!!" I quickly went into no mode, and I teleported to them and said "shut up plox" and then they said: "all yuh adminz d0 is 4buse" I then said -slap- and IT started crying. It then complains about game updates, and I slowly respond with "mandaka has a life" and then he rage quits.
Chapter 14: Spammers and where to find them
I was roleplaying, and out of NO WHERE, I see someone repeadtaly doing /d dsa/dsa/da sd/sad/as/. I teleported to them and said "why" and they quickly responded with "cus i can yolo" I pulled out a ban hammer and banned the player. It turns out spammers are most likely to be in ThunderClan or be a rogue. This makes no sense. First off, why did you read this, and second off, why are you still reading?
Chapter 21: Admins thinking they're better then everyone else
I was doing my server patrols, and then I was spamming that :Sm and then one guy from ThunderCLan capslocked "DERPY WHY DO U THINK UR BETTER THEN EVER1 ELSE!??!!?" I gave him a lolipop and flew away to victory. What happend to that person is still unknown. (And he didn't pay for the lolipop ;c)
Chapter 23: People want updates that won't happen
Let's just simply say, Mandaka, or Sophie, is being educated in school and wants to be successful. End of chapter.
Chapter 24: "YOU CAN'T BE NAMED MOON, IT'S ILLIGAL!"
We all know Bluestar's mother's name was Moonsomething. Other then that, I don't care. Her name was suppose to be Duskflower and then Erin Hunter simply said: "God dangit Stingfish." Erin Hunter yoloed it and she just went with Moonflower or whatever. Derpy actually cared and kicked everyone named Moon (plus it's against teh rulios)
Chapter 25: Rainbow cats and where to find them
ThunderClan.
