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Keiko has Found Something

Keiko Ayano has uploaded a new video.
Who even is this guy?!! HAHAHAHA
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14 likes 11 comments
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Kazuto Kirgaya: It's so sad I get nostalgia from that video. I watched this guy when I was a little kid. God bless you sir. GOD BLESS YOU.
Rika Shinozaki: Here's a little lesson, in trickery.
Shino Asada: This is going down in history!
Keiko Ayano: YOU GUYS KNOW IT?! OMG OMG OMG YESSSSSSSS
Kazuto Kirgaya: LOVE YOU ALWAYS ROBBIE ROTTEN! HES MINE YOU CANT TOUCH HIM. MIIIIIIINE
Rika Shinozaki: HAHAHAHAHA now look at this NYET
Shino Asada: That I just found
Kazuto Kirigaya: When I say go, be ready to throw.
Shino Asada: GO!
Kazuto Kirigaya: AGH! THROW IT AT HIM NOT ME! Ugh.
Rika Shinozaki: Let's try something else.
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Yui Kirgaya has updated her mood to: Perplexed
Who in Alfheim is Robbie Rotten? Shino, Papa and Rika will not shut up about him, liiiike omg it's just Robbie Rotten this, Robbie Rotten that. NYET NYET NYET. What?
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3 likes 5 comments
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Kazuto Kirigaya: TAKE IT AWAY RIKA
Rika Shinozaki: Robbie Rotten is the main antagonist from the children's television program 'Lazy Town'. While the protagonist of Lazy town promotes healthy eating and being proactive and other things, Robbie Rotten strives to keep Lazy town, lazy. In one episodes he hires three actors thinking they were real villains and created the amazing song called 'We are Number One' which was to teach them to catch a superhero; the protagonist. Of course this fails however.
Shino Asada: Cough cough... Cough WIKIPEDIA cough.
Rika Shinozaki: I was gonna say that was actually from my memory but realising how sad that sounds, yeah it's Wikipedia.
Keiko Ayano: Wow... And I thought I had strange obsessions.
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Kazuto Kirigaya is feeling Rotten >:)
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Shino Asada: OMG OMG RIKA IS STEPHANIE! RIKA IS STEPHANIE HAHAHAHA OMG YES
Rika Shinozaki: SMH You mean Lisbeth is? >.> I don't have pink hair naturally.
Shino Asada: Sure why not. Lisbeth and you are Stephanie.
Kazuto Kirigaya: HAHAHAHA! I actually see it. RIKA GO BAKE A CAKE
Rika Shinozaki: Ya gotta do the cookin' by the book.
Keiko Ayano: ... You guys are so weird... I LOVE YOU GUYS!
Rika Shinozaki: Love you too Keiko! X
Shino Asada: NO WAY THEY ARE DATING
Kazuto Kirigaya: :OOOOOO
Keiko Ayano: Umm... No we're not...
Rika Shinozaki: Screw it. Yep we're dating haha! We have been since... October you know? After Kazuto and She who shall not be named were being all lovey dovey.
Shino Asada: Awwww!!
Yui Kirigaya: Who's She who shall not be named...? Voldemort's mommy?
Kazuto Kirigaya: It's Asuna, Yui...
Yui Kirigaya: Eww...