What If Sword Art Online Had Facebook?

Dramaaaaaa

Asuna Yuuki and Tsuboi Ryoutarou are now in a relationship
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2 likes 13 shocked face 11 comments
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Tsuboi Ryoutarou: Awww....
Rika Shinozaki: Oh god you liked your own post...
Shino Asada: You really have become desperate for likes.
Asuna Yuuki: Shut up you stole Kirito from me.
Kazuto Kirigaya: Not this again...
Keiko Ayano: *sigh* You are actually kidding us right? We stole Kazuto? We. Us. We stole Kazuto from you.
Asuna Yuuki: Yep. You did. All of you did.
Yui Kirigaya: No they didn't. I remember that in the beginning you HATED papa. Then you saved his life and he fell in love with your actions, not you as a person.
Asuna Yuuki: That's not funny, child of mine.
Yui Kirigaya: Not anymore, Asuna.
Asuna Yuuki: Yeep! :'(
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Kazuto Kirigaya has updated his status. Feeling annoyed.
I'm actually sick of Asuna now, I thought we could at least stay friends but obviously that isn't the case. I blocked her.
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Shino Asada: I blocked her weeks ago now, a lot of her posts were just hate on me, howeeeever! Everyone took my side and I was like... Yay!
Keiko Ayano: Well obviously they would take your side. You were in the right and Asuna was wrong. And you're better than her in every way.
Kazuto Kirigaya: Yeah Shi-Shi. I love you so much and I hope you all know I love you all so much.
Suguha Kirigaya: ...
Kazuto Kirigaya: Yes that includes you sis.
Suguha Kirigaya: <3
Rika Shinozaki: It's still strange for me to see stuff like that. I don't not like it I'm just not used to it yet.
Suguha Kirigaya: Sorry... I've just been waiting for this for so long...
Yuuki Konno: Hey Kazuto... Can you come to the hospital just now? I'd like to talk to you...
Kazuto Kirigaya: I'll be there soon, okay?
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Yuuki Konno changed her profile picture.
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Kazuto Kirigaya: Yuuki... I love you.
Yuuki Konno: hehe. I don't think I have to tell you how I'm going to reply.
Yui Kirigaya: papa What's happening?
Shino Asada: Oh jeez... So soon Yuuki?
Keiko Ayano: I don't want you to go! I can't be without you anymore! We all love you so much Yuuki for gods sake don't go!
Yuuki Konno: O_o What are you on about? I can't leave the hospital.
Keiko Ayano: I just... I thought that...
Yuuki Konno: O_O HAHAHA! Nooooo goodness no I've got at least a year and a half left. Doctor's said if I'm EXTREMELY lucky I might actually be able to reach my 21st birthday.
Shino Asada: Partially my fault. I was commenting the fact that you got Kazuto on the lips so soon.
Yuuki Konno: OHHHHHHHHH. It's okay, closed mouth so he won't catch anything.
Yui Kirigaya: Who would open their mouth for a kiss...?
Rika Shinozaki: >:) Weeeeelllllllllllllll.....
Kazuto Kirigaya: NO.
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Yui Kirigaya is feeling confused.
First this Robbie Rotten person now open mouthed kissing...? What even are humans...?
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14 likes 3 laughing faces 13 comments
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Kazuto Kirigaya: Oh god... Now I'm having to give Yui the talk...
Yuuki Konno: I'm so sorry Kazuto, it's my fault for mentioning the kiss.
Shino Asada: Kazuto, I wouldn't mind to give her that chat... Maybe it's better if it were girl on girl.
Tsuboi Ryoutarou: :J
Shino Asada: GO THE HELL AWAY TRAITOR.
Rika Shinozaki: ORRRRRR I could give her the talk! I know lots about that stuff.
Kazuto Kirigaya: Yeah I know, you should really clear your browsing history.
Rika Shinozaki: Haha... Umm research purposes?
Kazuto Kirigaya: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.... (Kronk Face.) Umm I should probably do it myself but Shino could you help me out for support?
Rika Shinozaki: What are you planning to DEMONSTRATE?! XD
Shino Asada: >~< I hope not! I'll be there for support but if you even look at me the wrong way I'll shove a fir-
Kazuto Kirigaya: A fire arrow up my nostril, I know. You need new threats.
Rika Shinozaki: HEHEHE.
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Yui is feeling disgusted
HUMANS ARE GROSS EWW NOPE!
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1 laughing face
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Rika Shinozaki: PAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.