(So I proooobably shoulda done dis earlier...oh well...)
"Welcome to Jackson Boarding School! (YUS it is named after my last name!) This will hopefully be the most fun you've had in your life. We have sports teams! You have dorm buddies! Here, we will all be friends, we will all get along, we will all be honest with each other. So! I am Ms. Amber Jackson, the Headmistress of this boarding school! Now, any questions?"
(YUS guys da headmistress is named after my mee maw!)
