Open When You're Bored

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81. ... You're bored

Baby,

· High five somebody in the face!

· PUT LOTION ON A WOODEN FLOOR OR TILES AND SLIDE.

· Go on Google Maps and try to find the adress mentioned in Finding Nemo.

· Sniff a stranger then back away slowly and say "you smell different when you're awake".

· Say "Sunshine City" 3 times, really fast.

· Say "Sunshine City" 3 times, really fast.

· Go To Disney Land And follow a family and appear in every one of their pictures.

· Inhale helium and try screaming in public.

· Stick post it notes all over your house labeling everything. (sink, toilet, mom, condoms)

· Go to McDonald's and ask for a burger with real meat.

· Go to the zoo and ask an employee where the unicorns are.

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· Tell people this, "Roses are red, here's something new, violets are violet NOT F***ING BLUE!

I hope that helps. Hehe I love you!

Love,

Angie

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