83. ... You need a laugh
Baby,
Q: What's 72?
A: 69 with three people watching.
Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: "Together, we can stop this s**t."
Q: Why do dogs lick their balls?
A: Because they can.
Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches?
A: Same reason.
Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
HAHA. NOT ENOUGH. JUST ME CALL URGH HAHA!
Love,
Angie
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101 Open When Letters
Romance101 Open Letters to my baby. Distance is just a number for two hearts who love each other ♥
