Dare Natsu Dragneel

NEW DARE! (I forgot what number I'm at...)

Dare: I dare you 2 divorce Erza.
--GrayFullbusterIce-

Natsu: Whaaaaaaaat?

Happy: Aye sir!

Natsu: But I-

Lucy: Do it...

Natsu: DAMN YOU DROOPY EYES!! *throws a fit and destroys stuff* I'M GONNA DIE!

Gray: Just do it Natsu you would always say, "a dare is a dare" so how is this dare different?

Natsu: .... BECAUSE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE DEVIL! THIS IS YOUR FAULT! HAPPY YOU BETTER HELP ME

Happy: *giggles* You're on your own buddy~

Natsu: *whines*

~ TIME SKIP ~

Erza: *baking food for Natsu*

Natsu: Er- I mean honey!!

Erza: Hm?

Natsu: I-.... I need you to sign these papers *hands her papers*

Erza: For what? *takes papers*

Natsu: It's to tell us that we are officially husband and wife!!

Erza: Okay... *signs it and hands it to Natsu*

Natsu: *takes it* I'M A FREE MAN!!

Erza: ?

Natsu: ERZA, WE ARE DIVORCED!!

Erza: ....... How dare you trick me... *summons sword*

Natsu: *sweat drops* I-I didn't mean too!! IT WAS A DARE!! This marriage was a dare actually...

Erza: YOU IDIOT! *growls*

Natsu: AHH!! *runs* SAVE ME!!

Erza: *chases Natsu with weapon*

Everyone: *sweat drops*

Happy: He can never be saved..

Erza: YOU DESERVE PUNISHMENT!

Natsu: WHYYY!

Gray: He's a goner now.

Happy: Aye...

Lucy: Well it's the end of this chapter!! I hope you guys enjoy!! We will try to create more soon~

Natsu: *gets a beaten by Erza*

Erza: *looks like a freaking devil right now*

Happy: Aye sir....