Dare Natsu Dragneel

I have to dare soon... Again (including bad and terrible jokes)

Okay..

So....

Um...

Don't be mad but..

Sadly, this isn't a dare cause I suck so bad at not doing it right! My schedule is a little weird!! BY WEIRD I MEAN SO BAD BECAUSE IM BAD AT NOT DOING THEM????
But I'll try to post soon enough..
I'm just so busy with fighting ICE PERV... Yes I put that in big letters because he BUGS ME a LOTTT!! And I'm just busy with...

Get this...

Life! .... LIFE I TELL YOU!

Anyway, I apologize for not being online for like.. A month which feels like 10000000000000 years! I don't even know if that's a number but if it is.. Well then... WHOOPS! Anywayyyyyyyy (again), I'll try to post more and stuff and.. Be funny again.. I guess (Don't worry I'm not trying that hard to be funny WHICH I NEED TO TRY HARDER ON!) so uh..

I just wanna make this long so... I'll tell some jokes! So you won't get bored because this chapter is PRETTY BORING! It might not even get comments now that I think about it! 🤔
I'll try to make some jokes up.. But anyway.. On to the jokes!

Jokes:
What did the cow say to the rooster?
Do you wanna start some BEEF?

What does a detective duck say on a case?
Let's quack this case!

What does the cow read when he's on a toilet?
A moospaper

Um... Shoot

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have pink hair
Which is cool

I don't know... Crapppp

Uh...

I like food
.
.
.

Mostly beef because that is LIT! (Like me)

Crap! We need more!

You know who looks like a stick?
Stick-man (bun dun tss)

Moreee!

Duck is a truck cause it rhymes with Fuc-

Lucy: NATSU!

Sorry!!! UM.. MORE JOKES!

Paper beats rock.. Bro?

MOREEEEE!

It's your boy NatsuWithThatGoodHair

These aren't even jokes anymore

Jokes are funny.. Like me!

Ahem..

KNOCK KNOCK!

.... (Who's there)

Not!

.... (Not who)

Not-you (Natsu)
Ha! I'm so funny

Anyway.. Let's end that here.. I just realized I couldn't make jokes and I was so lazy to go to google for some help! But.. I'm sorry this wasn't a dare and I disappointed you, hope I can make that up! But just stay tuned and I'll probably post it sooonnnn!

The great and awesome and coolest and hottest Natsu Dragneel OUTTTT!