My Life Is ... Complicated

The dancing Gorillas

"Ahh!!!" I had been screaming for what felt like an hour.

"Would you just be quiet!" yelled Steve. I quickly closed my mouth because of fear.

"So...what do we do now,,," i asked.

"You Drive,"

"But there is no road,"

"Is there, is there really,"  I looked down and we were on ground. I pushed the gass petal and sped up. All of a sudden these dancing figures appeared in the distance.

"What are those?" I asked.

"Dancing Gorillas...no big...its a huge deal."

"So this is part of the training?

"Not supposed to be" Then he quietly mumbled to himself "No, their supposed to be in better training." H e said more things that were drowned out by the gorillas.

"So what do I do?" i asked still driving.

"How do you defeat Gorillas?"

"Sing to them?"

"Thats monkeys.."

"There the same thing!" i wined.

"Gosh! girls." he mumbled.

"HEY!" 

"Hey! Watch it!"

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"Ha you really think you can beat me?!" asked my mom.

"Oh yeah!" She threw a bag of popcorn on my head. "Hey! My popcorn!"

"Ha!"

"Take this!" I threw a cup of water at her. She screemed. I threw my head on the head rest laughing. She looked down at her dress.

"Crud, my dress is wet." She looked up from her dress onto the road. "Hey! Watch it!"

I turned my eyes to the road and slammed on the breaks.

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I turned to the road and swerved to avoid the gorilla. I looked at Steve who seemed to be calm.

"So how do I defeat dancing Gorillas?"

"You kill them obviously."

"So is singing to monkeys the samr thing as killing them?"

"No thats how to scare them off."

"So how do you kill a Gorilla?

"Well you kill it, woth a sword." We quietly drove until we drove into the heart of the gorillas.

"GET OUT!" yelled Steve. I jumped out of the car, Steven opened the trunk and grabbed out two swords. "Here!" he threw a sword to me and I caught it by the hilt.

"Now what do we have here?" asked a familiar voice. "A trainee?" Th eman was hidden in the monkeys.

"What do you want?"

"I only want to take over your world."

"Well why not take a plane?" I asked.

"Why don't we kill you, just like we did with your mother?" A spear went right through my heart , not literally. How did he know?

"Ahhhh!" I raised my sword and ran into the darkness. A mob of Gorillas started attacking me. With each slash one gorilla tuened into two. 

"What the?" i muttered.

"Thats right, I've improved my gorillas, not only are they immune to good singing but they multiply with each cut." I ran back to the car hearing the voice come closer to me. Steven understood what i was going to do and jumped in the car. After I turned the car on I sped up to the exit.