Before anyone could say anything Bill had Dipper immobile in his arms and made sure that Dipper knew it as they sat on the same chair together.
"Please explain why you were kissing my nephew and why you are not releasing him." Ford ordered Bill.
"What if I don't want to? We weren't putting anyone in danger." Bill said sassing Ford.
"I don't care if you want to or not. He is my nephew." Ford said.
"Alright fine." Bill said moving around in his chair making Dipper sit in between his legs, "It started after I took him from Fez. Dipper tried to get away from me at first but I got him to stop trying and we actually had a civilized conversation. I know surprising. Me being civil. Anyways back to what I was talking about. When we were talking I noticed I started had this weird felling so I had Dipper explain it to me. He said it was love. I didn't believe him at first so I had him explain it some more. Yeah I am in love with your nephew."
"Is it true? Because if it isn't I'll just send Mabel after you." Ford said.
All the color drained away from Dipper's face as Bill started laughing, "I don't think Shooting Star would be able to get me."
"She would be able to if you hurt Dipper. She gets creative when somebody hurts him." Stan said.
"I hate to admit this but beware of Mabel. What she did to you before was mild of what she could actually do." Dipper said.
"I guess I should keep that in mind then." Bill said already thinking of a plan so that he could see what Mabel actually did.
"How long was I in the mindscape anyway?" Dipper asked.
"Well about 2 hours for earth time." Ford said.
"Okay. Bill how long?" Dipper asked leaning on him.
"I don't know maybe about 2 weeks. Time really doesn't exist there." Bill said.
Dipper started to think of what they did and his face turned beet red.
"Why are you blushing?" Stan asked.
"No reason!" Dipper said loudly. He got up and dragged Bill up the steps with him.
~~~Tiny Time Skip to Dipper's Room~~~
"Why are we up here? You want to go for round two?" Bill asked bluntly.
"Not here Bill!" Dipper said sitting on his bed.
Bill got on the bed behind him and whispered in his ear, "You never said no." As he pulled his head away he licked Dipper's ear.
"Gross Bill! What is up with you and licking me?" Dipper asked cleaning off the spit that was on his ear.
"You didn't complain about it earlier." Bill said laying across Dipper's lap.
"Complain about what bro bro?" Mabel asked as she entered the room.
Dipper's first reaction to that was to scream and at the same time was to push Bill off his lap. Unluckily for Bill he went face first into the rung that was in the center of the room.
"About me licking him." Bill said clearly with his face still in the carpet.
"Why would he -" Mabel paused. He eyes got wide and she got a huge smile on her face, "ARE YOU TWO DATING?!?" She yelled slashed asked.
"Yup. Pinetree is mine." Bill said.
"FINALLY!!! My Ship Has Sailed!!" Mabel screamed as she ran out of the room.
"Well we might as well go out and listen to people." Dipper said.
"We don't have to." Bill said wrapping himself around Dipper. He stopped for a moment and gave Dipper's middle and on odd look. He shrugged it off and continued to do what he was doing.
"What was that look for Bill?" Dipper asked.
"It was nothing. I thought I sensed something but I am probably wrong." Bill said.
"When is the all knowing dorito wrong." Dipper said smirking.
"Well I am never wrong. I might be just this one time." Bill said.
Dipper yawned as he said, "Well I am going to take a nap so scoot over."
Bill did as Dipper asked so they both could lay down. As soon as Dipper's head hit the pillow he was out.
"Have a good nap Pinetree." Bill said kissing him on the forehead.
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A New Start
FanfictionDipper and Mabel's parents kick Dipper out so Mabel goes with.