A New Start

Explain or Else

"Explain to me what that was." Dipper said as soon as they got back into Dipper's room.

"Well that will be kind of hard." Bill said.

"It shouldn't be. Now start or else." Dipper said threatening Bill.

"Alright fine. Remember when I brought you into the mindscape and we had fun?" Bill asked smirking.

Dipper turned cherry red and said, "Yes I do remember that. What does that have to do with those children that we saw?"

"Well I am still using my earlier excuse." Bill said.

"I want to know." Dipper said.

"Alright fine. You can't get mad at me. You wanted to know." Bill said.

~~Time Skip of Bill telling Dipper embarrassing demon biology and reproduction~~

"That was a little too much Bill." Dipper said.

"Well you said you wanted to know so I told you." Bill said.

"Yeah but, still why?! Demons are so weird!" Dipper yelled and fell on his bed.

"You will be fine. As you can tell you survive having them, so that's a plus." Bill said.

"I probably only survived because you probably did something crazy to me like change me into a girl." Dipper complained. He looked at Bill and saw the look on his face, "Don't you dare even think about it! I am not going to be a girl!"

"But Pinetree! It could help you survive and live with them." Bill said, "Also it would be less stress on your body if you were a female."

"Probably but no. I am not going to be a girl." Dipper said.

"Why not? I want to see you as a girl. Please!" Bill started to beg.

"If you want to see how I would look like just look at Mabel." Dipper said. Bill started to make puppy eyes at Dipper.

"Don't you dare start that! You know I can't say no when you do that!" Dipper said trying to look away but he couldn't. Bill's puppy eyes were getting bigger and sadder with each passing minute. "Fine! Just stop. You win." Dipper said giving up.

"Yes! I am still going to call you Pinetree. When can I turn you?" Bill asked excitedly.

"After I get clothes. I need to do laundry." Dipper said trying to stall him.

Bill being the impatient dream demon that he is he snapped his fingers and all of Dipper's laundry was done.

"I still need girl clothes." Dipper said still trying to stall.

Bill sighed and snapped his fingers again, "There. Now you have all the clothing that you need."

"Fine. Go ahead. If anyone questions me I am going to blame you." Dipper said.

Bill snapped his fingers and it seemed that nothing happened at first. He looked at Dipper and noticed his hair was longer. Not as long as Mabel's. Dipper still had his big brown eyes.

"Whoa! What happened to Dip in Dots?" Mable asked as she walked in on them.

"Bill happened Mabel." Dipper said.

"Okay then? Well it's time for dinner! Grunkles will want to know what happened." Mable said as she left the room.

"I'm still blaming you, Bill." Dipper said as she/he walking out of the room.

When they got down to the kitchen the reactions were better then expected. Grunkle Ford sighed and Stan asked, "What happened to you?"

"Bill happened." Dipper said.

"Alright. Not going any further."

~~~Time Skip After Dinner~~~

"I am going to sleep. Come on Bill." Dipper said getting up.

Bill got up and followed him to the room. Dipper changed and went straight to bed. Bill kept watch.