Hogwarts: a glee edition

Chapter 3

                Why am I nervous? It's just an audition for some stupid club that Hermione wants me to do, no big deal right? Well thats where your wrong.

                I feel like I'm gonna throw up, this isn't as bad as when I found out Remus should have been like my uncle and that he knew my mom and Dad, it was weird but since then we've gotten closer. I don't know what song to audition with, and 'mione has been bugging the shit out of me.

                "Harry you better find a song, if you want I can help." Hermione told me while we were studying. "Hermione I'm fine I know what I'm doing." She raised her elegy brow and I sighed. "Ok fine I don't but I have plenty of time to find one."

                 Hermione raised both of her eyebrows and said "Harry auditions are today in an hour, even Ron has an audition song." I was surprised, "Really what is it?" Just as I said that Ron walked into the common room where we're studying. He sat down and looked pleased with himself. " I chosen 'I've gotta be me', why? Because it has been stuck in my head since Tuesday."

                 "Jesus it's Monday, that's quite a long time mate." I said, whilst actually starting my potions essay. "I know that's why I'm doing it." We worked in silence for about 5 minutes before Hermione started nagging me again to pick something.

"Okay fine, I'll sing, um, Fucking, Jessie's girl, happy?"

She blinked.

"Do you even know the words to that?" I smiled, "Yes, actually, I do. Now you didn't answer my question Hermione, happy?" She sat up straight with Ron just staring at us like she's about to jump at me. "Yes actually, I am. Hope you get in, I'm gonna go get ready." Hermione walked up to the girls dorm to go, I'm a guess, practice for her audition for glee club. I continued to write because Snape would kill me, bring me back, and murder me again if I don't finish.

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"Harry Potter.....oh lord, Harry what are you doing here?" Professor Lupin asked as I walked out on stage.

                 "I'm here to audition, what does it look like?" For some reason I feel offended. "Well for one you would never join on your own account, so who, I don't want to say, forced, you to join?" Remus asked. I sigh, "Hermione." "Ah yes no wonder, she is very persuasive. Anyway what will you be singing?"

                  "Jessie's girl" Lupin looks somewhat surprised.

                    Jessie is a friend
Yeah I know he's been a good friend of mine
         But lately somethings changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
                    And she's lovin' him with that body I just know it
                   And he's holding her in his arms late, late at night
                  You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
                  I wish that I had Jessie's girl
                Where can I find a women like that?

                I paused and realized I'm not doing as bad as I thought so I start to loosen up and, well walk around.
                 I'll play along with the charade
                There doesn't seem to be a reason to change
               You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute
               I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably mute
              Cause she watching him with those eyes
             And she's loving him with that body I just know it
            And he's holding her in his arms late late at night
           You know I wish that I had Jessie's girl
           I wish that I had Jessie's girl
          Where can I find a woman like that?
           Like Jessie's girl
           I wish that I had Jessie's girl
          Where can I find a woman...
         Where can I find a woman like that?
       
        The music is taking me over and now I'm just belting out the music without realizing how loud I am.