mean girls👌emo au (Don't Read This)

too gay to function

"This is yøur lunch, øk? I put a døllar in there sø yøu can buy søme milk. Yøu can ask øne of the big kids where tø get that."

"Dø yøu remember yøur phøne number? I wrøte it døwn før yøu just in case. OK, you ready?"

"I think so." Tyler said standing up.

I guess it's natural for parents to cry
on their kid's first day of school. But it usually happens when the kid is like 5.

I'm 16 and until today I was home schooled.

both my parents are research zoologists and we've spent the last years in Africa. I had a great life.But then my mom got offered tenure at Northwestern University. So it was goodbye Africa and hello High school.

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Tyler walked into the classroom, looking for a seat. He decided to try and introduce himself to a random kid he stumbled upon.

"Hi! My name is Tyler Joseph. I just moved here from Africa." He said with a smol smile. "Talk to me again, and I'll kick your ass." (A/N:me trying to make friends)

He came across an empty seat when he heard a posh voice speak up..." You don't want to sit there, Kellin Quinn's boyfriend is gonna sit there. Just then, Vic Fuentes walks in and sits next to Kellin. The two start to make out.

"No, he farts alot" Just then coffee spills everywhere when he bumps into a tall AF person. "OMYGOODNESS  I'M SO SORRY!" "You're fine, kid. I got bad luck." The man starts to take off his "dad sweater" and his shirt comes off with it.

"Mr. Weekes..." "My t-shirt is stuck to my sweater isn't it?" Tyler helped pull down his shirt and took a seat. "Is that your natural hair color?" The boy next to him asked. Tyler giggled. "Yes." "See, this is the color is want." He said pointing to Tyler's hair.

"Ignore him. That's Phil Lester. He's almost too gay to function. I'm Dan." Tyler smiled. "Nice to meet you. My name is Tyler Joseph."

"I just came to announce that we have a new student with us. She just moved here from here from Africa!" Mr. Smith said to the class. Mr. Weekes gestured to Zayn Malik. "Welcome!" Zayn looked around. "I'm from Michigan." "Great!:D"

"Tyleretta? Is she here?" Tyler raised his hand. "I'm here. It's Tyler." Mr. Smith laughed.  "I'm sorry. I have a nephew named 'Andley' and I know how mad he gets when I call him 'Andy'. Almost as mad as I get when I think about the fact that my sister named him 'Andley'."

"Hey, do you guys know where my health class is?" Tyler said, handing them his schedule. " I think that's in the back building..." Phil said to Dan. "Yeah, it's in the back building. We'll take ya there."

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The three walked outside to the back of the school."Where's the back building?" "I think burned down in the summer of 2001." Dan said with a smirk.

"Holy crap. Would you look at Patrick Stump's gym clothes." Phil said annoyed, pointing to a blonde boy in a tank top and short shorts, hitting the ball with his ass. "Check it out, Tyjo. The Plastics." "Who are the Plastics."

"Patrick Stump. One of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Phil sat next to him in 8th grade." Dan said gesturing to Patrick.

"One time he asked me how to spell 'fedora'."

"Brendon Urie, or as I should say, Breanna Urie, is the biggest slut for Ryan Ross. He's super rich because his father invented 'pop tarts'. She knows everything about everyone."

Dan said pointing to the boy wearing a short sleeved crop top and a mini skirt that was probably too small for him. He was flirting with who Tyler guessed to be Ryan Ross.

"Thats why his forehead is so big it's full of secrets." Phil whispered.

"Evil takes its new form in Gerard Way. He's the Queen Bee ." Dan said full of rage.

"If this place was an Alternative Press magazine, he'd always be on the cover."

Gerard Way is flawless

He has four Gucci purses and a gold license

Once he met Billy Joel on a plane, and he told him he was pretty.

One time, he punched me in the face. It was awesome!

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Dan handed Tyler a map of the cafeteria.

"OK, Ty. Here's the lunch room. You got your cool Asians, burnouts, the greatest people you will ever meet. And the worst. Beware of the Plastics.