"do you think he knows?" max whispered to ian and isa.
"he has no clue." isa chuckled.
"he's gonna piss himself." ian laughed quietly to himself as he pictured a scared joji in his head.
the boys sent joji off with chad to get some props for a video while they quickly set up the place.
shortly after setting up the beer pong table, the guests started to arrive.
"yo gianna is here, joji is getting laid for sure." ian nodded.
"have you seen her ass? she's way out of his league." max chuckled as the small group watched the bubbly blonde strut into the kitchen.
"he's a boob kinda guy anyway." ian shrugged.
listening to the imbeciles place bets on whether or not joji will get his dick wet tonight, isa peered down at her melons, wondering if they would meet joji's standards.
"he's here, everyone be quiet!" max shouted, rounding everyone up in the living room.
"surprise!" the large group yelled in unison, scaring joji, knocking him off his feet, and sending him to his back.
"oh shit." chad erupted into laughter hovering over joji.
"i'll get the ice." isa chuckled, heading to the kitchen.
"this is awesome thank you guys, but you're still assholes." joji smiled graciously as they helped him back to his feet.
isa quickly returned with a frozen bag of peas, gently she held the bag on his lower back as he sighed in relief.
"so, max and i sorta have a bet going and i need to know something." isa quickly made up a lie, curiosity was definitely killing the cat.
"what's up?" joji replied, then waved to gianna.
"you gonna hit that?" isa asked, half joking half serious.
joji stayed silent for a few moments, his face showing confusion as he tried to think of how to answer that question.
"you know inserting your peni-" joji cut isa off quickly.
"i know what it means and no, i'd rather not catch a disease." joji scoffed, returning to his party with a fresh bruise and a lot of alcohol.
[...]
"let's play truth or dare." max suggested as a group formed.
"oh, you mean dare someone to do a weird sexual task or spill your deepest darkest secrets? no thanks, i'll just observe." isa took a sip of her drink, rolling her eyes.
"joji, truth or dare?" a drunken voice spoke from the circle.
"truth. i guess." joji shrugged, unsure of why exactly he agreed to play.
"if you had to have sex with anyone here who would it be?"
joji scanned the circle, looking at all of his options. gianna will suck anything with a pulse, jenny has a snaggletooth, tiffany's five dollar hair dye is really showing, sara is okay but her boyfriend will kick anyone's ass, and then that leaves the one girl left that was seemingly flawless - isa.
"isabella. angry hate sex sounds wild." joji smirked, proud of his words.
everyone turned to face joji with the same shocked expression, being that everyone was aware of their mutual hatred for each other.
isa tilted her head in confusion, debating on whether to be appalled or agree with the statement.
"i called it!" max triumphed as he eyed the two.
"i'm now generally uncomfortable, time to go somewhere else." isa smiled sarcastically, heading outside for fresh air.
"you okay?" joji questioned, joining isa outside.
"yes..." isa paused, not ready for some of joji's snide remarks.
"you didn't look okay when you left." joji stated, scooting closer to isa.
isa was completely taken by surprise at his sudden gesture showing that he actually cared and had feelings, maybe it was the liquor.
"also, ian said you weren't included in their bet." joji spoke as a smirk formed on his face.
"so?"
"so, you wanted to know if i was interested in someone because you are interested in me." joji spoke as his temporary confidence radiated from him.
"false."
"if we're being completely honest, i was actually looking forward to kissing you." joji admitted, shuffling much closer to isa as his eyes stayed on hers.
"it's not too late for that, y'know?" isa chuckled, tucking a loose stand of hair behind her ear.
joji hesitantly placed his hands on both sides of isa's face, he softly pulled her closer placing his lips on hers.
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bad medicine + joji miller
Fanficyour love is like bad medicine, bad medicine is what i need.