Right, loyal peoples, how ya doin??
I'm grand, thanks for askin.
The purpose of this book is to share my beautiful covers with the world!!
Just because they are truly awful!!!!!!
If you want to request a cover, read on, all info will be in the intro...
Hi there!! Thank you for being brave enough to step into this old, rickety cover shop! This shop is for people who are truly desperate for book covers; and have decided to stoop to the lowest of the low: Me!
If you would like to request a cover, follow the guidelines below!!
1. DO NOT ask me for a cover when you have asked for one from a different cover shop, that person is most probably more professional than mwa, and it is quite disrespectful.
2. ORDER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! If you want a horrible cover, you are in the right place, congrats!! *claps wildly*
3. You have three chances: If you are not pleased with your first cover, you can request a second, and a third, but only if you are not satisfied with the first two.
4. Don't pester me (You don't want to see a child of Hades angry, trust me)
5. DON'T STEAL!!
6. Comment on this chapter, this way I can organise my requests better.
7. I will to your comment when your cover is complete and published
Okay, there are probably more rules and stuff, but meh.
What to include in your request:
Username: (This will not be shown on your cover) Title: Genre: Subtitle/Quote: Optional Author: (Can be username) Style: Mood: Book description: Special Features: Extras: Optional (in case I forgot anything)
Payment: Remember to credit me in the bio of your book (And....a follow would be quite nice *wink wink*)
REMEMBER!!!!: COVERS ARE HORRIBLE!!!!!
Tip: I will include the cover at the top of the chapter, and you can only download it online on your computer. Sorry for any inconvenience!!
Examples
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(Don't worry, I didn't steal any of these, some are from my other account)
Some of these aren't even book covers, I know, don't judge!!
