Warrior Cars [Warriors Short Spoof]

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Warrior Cars

Characters:

ThunderParkingLot -

Leader: Firecar

Deputy: Rumbletire

Medicine Car: Gayfeather

Oreos:

Lazyfloofpipe

Saltstorm

Loudwail

Griefpool

Squirreltongue

ShadowParkingLot -

Leader: Blackcar

Deputy: Bossyblurr

Medicine Car: Littleloud

Oreos:

Okayderp

Broketire

Lowkeylost

Bratscar

Noword

SCENE ONE

Firecar:

[Headlights scan the clearing] MAY ALL CARS OLD ENOUGH TO FART AND INSULT DYING TREES GATHER FOR A CLAM BEATING!

Saltstorm:

Ew, gross, another one of these. [Scoff]

Loudwail:

BUT I JUST WOKE UP FROM AN AMAZING SLEEP!

Griefpool:

[Slowly drives over, sobs shaking her build]

Gayfeather:

Firecar looks so HAWT!

Firecar:

[Looks down in sadness at what his Parking Lot had become.] Today I am going to exile some of y'all to the ShadowParkingLot!

ALL OF THUNDERPARKINGLOT APART FROM FIRECAR:

[Gasp]

Loudwail:

BUT I WANT TO SLEEP! THEY STINK LIKE CORPSE-BREATH WORMS! WAH!

Greifpool:

What will I do now!? [Still sobbing]

Gayfeather:

Do you think some of the bombs will be hawt?

Saltstorm:

Ugh, no.

Lazyfloofpipe:

Do I have to move?

Firecar:

The banished ones are... ALL OF YOU HAHA!

Rest of Thunderparkinglot:

[Distraught cries]

Griefpool:

NOOOOOOO!

Gayfeather:

At least I will meet my true loaf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

SCENE TWO - STREETS OF SHADOWPARKINGLOT

Lowkeylost:

[Drives around aimlessly]

Clappy borkday to trees... Just say cheese.... Yay I almost crashed... Why do I smell like nuggets.. [Mumbling nonchalant]

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