Caesar walks out of the kitchen with two steaming hot plates of spaghetti.
"Oh! Caesar-chan, that looks absolutely delicious~! I was totally right about what I said earlier!" Caesar sighs, but smiles right after. "Thank you Joseph. I hope it tastes as good as it looks."
As soon as he puts the plates down, Joseph digs right in. "Stop, STOP!" Caesar says angrily. "You're eating like a pig again! That just ruins my appetite, imagine if you did that on a date!" "Fine, how am I supposed to eat then?!" Joseph says, with his mouth full of food.
Caesar let out a frustrated sigh. "You're a disaster, Joseph... You've got a lot to learn..."
and in all honesty, Caesar feels kinda hopeless about this.
Joseph smirks. "I'm sorry Caesar-chan~! I just love teasing you! It's hilarious to see you angry!" "I can't believe I'm helping someone like you out!" Caesar yells out. "I'll show you how to eat like a normal person." He grabs his fork, and twirls spaghetti around it. He puts it in his mouth, chews with his mouth closed and swallows it.
"That's how you eat properly. Any questions?" Joseph puts his hand under his chin, and again smirks like a kid. "Can we re-create that spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp~?"
Caesar nearly chokes on his food. "N-no! Of course not, Idiot!"
His cheeks go red again, but why?!
"Ohh, but Caesar-chan~, your cheeks went all red!" Joseph laughs at then winks at Caesar. "I got you good this time, didn't I~?"
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Table Manners and Tricks (Caesar x Joseph)
RomanceJoseph asks Caesar how to ask a girl out. So Caesar teaches him how to behave properly in front of girls, but is Joseph really doing this for a "girl" he fancies? NOTES: There's no rings in Joseph or pillar men in this version, because I feel like...
