Yo
Okay so I'm sure you all are wondering why I called you in this morning.
I decided to make a rant book and basically share my almost non-existent life with you, and possibly give you poor life advice.
If you do decide to take any of my advice, I would like you to know that I'm not responsible for how things turn out for you, should you take that advice.
But have no fear, I will mainly be complaining and talking about things that probably don't even affect you in any way, shape, or form.
Also, you don't have to laugh at any of my jokes because I will probably laugh at them enough for all of us.
I like to think I'm funny sometimes.
So buckle your seat belts, kids, and enjoy my half-decent-self-hatred-infused-ranting extravaganza!
-alyssa
